NSFW After Dark Thread

[Ironman]

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This was requested. Idk fam.

I can see a lot of hilarious shenanigans with the swing one lol

 

[Stomp Johnson]

Aye mane say mane….wife copped that lil rose toy

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Aye bruh I'm tryna turn up with the wife. We been hearing some fly shit about the rose. Care to share the link to which one you got?

Also, ladies of the thread...any recommendations?

 

[Loquacious]

I can see a lot of hilarious shenanigans with the swing one lol

Damn door gonna collapse if I hook that to a door.

 

[IP360]

I can see a lot of hilarious shenanigans with the swing one lol

I'm almost certain EMS and other emergency vehicles will be called. Lol

 

[FIRE BOBBY SLOWIK]

Aye bruh I'm tryna turn up with the wife. We been hearing some fly shit about the rose. Care to share the link to which one you got?

Also, ladies of the thread...any recommendations?

Honestly bro I couldn’t tell you. The wife just popped up with one lol. I think @Scandalust313 said she had one she might be able to help you

 

[AP3.0]

@AP2.0 here you go get that real p.o.v. View attachment 614215

 

[Stomp Johnson]

Honestly bro I couldn’t tell you. The wife just popped up with one lol. I think @Scandalust313 said she had one she might be able to help you

Aight cool np bruh. We'll figure it out.

 

[Scandalust313]

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This was requested. Idk fam.

If you ain't ready to turn AWL the way up...don't travel this road lol

If'n you do, boffa y'all lol gon' earn your stripes...this is sho 'nuff grown folk play

You ready to get the "handprint treatment" Kandy Kane?

 

[Loquacious]

If you ain't ready to turn AWL the way up...don't travel this road lol

If'n you do, boffa y'all lol gon' earn your stripes...this is sho 'nuff grown folk play

You ready to get the "handprint treatment" Kandy Kane?

I don’t think my sciatica gon let this go down. I can hear her screaming just thinking about it.

 

[Scandalust313]

I don’t think my sciatica gon let this go down. I can hear her screaming just thinking about it.

 

[Scandalust313]

Honestly bro I couldn’t tell you. The wife just popped up with one lol. I think @Scandalust313 said she had one she might be able to help you

I thought I linked it in my review? My bad

Amazon product ASIN B08LTBX5YL

 

[Banginscrew901]

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That one has a spring make sure you get the one that hangs on the door .

And with that bar ohhhhhhhhhh weeeeeee you might want a safe word. Cause you'll be wide open and can't move or push him off you when he is balls deep

 

[Banginscrew901]

Aye bruh I'm tryna turn up with the wife. We been hearing some fly shit about the rose. Care to share the link to which one you got?

Also, ladies of the thread...any recommendations?

Hit up Amazon. Or you may can go to your local sex shop

 

[Loquacious]

That one has a spring make sure you get the one that hangs on the door .

And with that bar ohhhhhhhhhh weeeeeee you might want a safe word. Cause you'll be wide open and can't move or push him off you when he is balls deep

I’m not hanging from no door fam. That don’t even sound safe for my big ass.

that bar is a no. My hip gonna go numb. We need some baby steps. He tryna go full out. Talking bout using it in the backyard. WITH THE MOSQUITOES?!

 

[Banginscrew901]

I’m not hanging from no door fam. That don’t even sound safe for my big ass.

that bar is a no. My hip gonna go numb. We need some baby steps. He tryna go full out. Talking bout using it in the backyard. WITH THE MOSQUITOES?!

I mean worst case scenario you'll need to replace the door or put longer screws in the door frame

 

[Scandalust313]

I’m not hanging from no door fam. That don’t even sound safe for my big ass.

that bar is a no. My hip gonna go numb. We need some baby steps. He tryna go full out. Talking bout using it in the backyard. WITH THE MOSQUITOES?!

Well damn Kandy...you got a live one!!!

Is this confetti bae?

 

[IP360]

I mean worst case scenario you'll need to replace the door or put longer screws in the door frame

Or burn one or 2 of these bad boys...



Lol

 

[Stomp Johnson]

Preciate y'all, kinfolk. @Scandalust313 @King Smutty

 

[Loquacious]

Well damn Kandy...you got a live one!!!

Is this confetti bae?

Lol nah. This not mr. confetti.

 

[Loquacious]

I mean worst case scenario you'll need to replace the door or put longer screws in the door frame

Sounds like a Home Depot visit I don’t wanna make.