NSFW After Dark Thread

[IP360]

You guys are childless right? Whyyy are limiting yourselves to the bedroom?

...life.

Work. Running errands. Doin shyt around the crib. Shyt don't really hit us to get it in until we're laid up in bed, and wrapped up in each other.

 

[NegroPrime]

I be wanting to try the couch then I get all weird cause what happens when my mama come over to visit and sits there

Put a towel down or flip the cushions

 

[Focal Point]

@Tayboo another tidbit in a very wide, flat, and open space. Put your car in neutral, open your sun or moonroof, and then you ride while riding. Or legs up, seat back in that passenger side while moving

 

[Tayboo]

@Tayboo another tidbit in a very wide, flat, and open space. Put your car in neutral, open your sun or moonroof, and then you ride while riding. Or legs up, seat back in that passenger side while moving

 

[Banginscrew901]

I be wanting to try the couch then I get all weird cause what happens when my mama come over to visit and sits there

Bruh you get the shout and get the lil stains off it.... imagine me not getting it in cause my mom or kids want to sit on the couch. What she think you a born again virgin?

 

[AP3.0]

Put a blanket down, problem solved.

You think too much.
Also, she doesn’t have to know. You might be sitting on other people jizz at they house and not even know.

Put a towel down or flip the cushions

Bruh you get the shout and get the lil stains off it.... imagine me not getting it in cause my mom or kids want to sit on the couch. What she think you a born again virgin?

I know all this and it still doesn't help my anxiety about it

 

[TheNightKing]

I know all this and it still doesn't help my anxiety about it

That’s all internal, your moms don’t give a fuck, lol.

 

[NegroPrime]

That’s all internal, your moms don’t give a fuck, lol.

I'm sure AP has sat on something that's been touched by there mom's juices a time or 2 and not known it

 

[AP3.0]

I'm sure AP has sat on something that's been touched by there mom's juices a time or 2 and not known it

Did you just imagine my mama nigga?

 

[AP3.0]

That’s all internal, your moms don’t give a fuck, lol.

I do though

 

[IP360]

@Tayboo another tidbit in a very wide, flat, and open space. Put your car in neutral, open your sun or moonroof, and then you ride while riding. Or legs up, seat back in that passenger side while moving

This muthafucca said ghost ride da whip...while riding in the da whip. I done heard it all! LOL!!!!




































*jots down "very wide, flat, and open space"*

 

[Mr BFK]

all ya'll nasty

imagine all of ur mothers reading this




but now we know the real reason Grandma had all the living room furniture covered in plastic back in the day

Spoiler

they were getting freaky deaky in the living room too

 

[Banginscrew901]

all ya'll nasty

imagine all of ur mothers reading this




but now we know the real reason Grandma had all the living room furniture covered in plastic back in the day

Spoiler

they were getting freaky deaky in the living room too

Bad thing my mom knows her son.... and she will say you just like yo dad

 

[Loquacious]

I hate having a crush on somebody.

 

[NegroPrime]

I hate having a crush on somebody.

Haven't had a crush on someone since I was 15

 

[Loquacious]

Haven't had a crush on someone since I was 15

So you haven’t liked someone since 15?

 

[NegroPrime]

So you haven’t liked someone since 15?

I don't equate 'like' and 'crush' as the same.
Having a 'crush' to me is that butterflies in your stomach type thing.

 

[Loquacious]

I don't equate 'like' and 'crush' as the same.
Having a 'crush' to me is that butterflies in your stomach type thing.

I have butterflies in my stomach when I like someone.

 

[NegroPrime]

I have butterflies in my stomach when I like someone.

Yeah I don't get that when I like someone.
For me, liking someone is more of a general friendly platonic type of way.

 

[Mr BFK]

I hate having a crush on somebody.

SMH I know right?

especially when that other person can tell

Spoiler

and even though they enjoy playing with my emotions I just let them continue to do it

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or maybe I really like it that way