NSFW After Dark Thread
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Boobs are fun in real life as well. They have to be big like you said. Don't think I'd do anything to feet other than suck on toes.
Had this one chick thighs out this world thick as all get out. We got it in with the spoon action finished off in her. So we lay there for a bit talking and playing and he gets back up well he slips in between the thighs warm and still sticky if you know what I mean....
So I was just going with it then she squeezed her legs tighter...... pop pop pop goes my 9 well that was round 2. So I was like hmph.. she said what I said was that weird she said yes but different. But you a freak so I wouldn't expect anything less from you.
I laughed and was like yea but you tightened up your legs.
I was a little ashamed but it happened a couple more times. Then she was the one that initiated the next go round
IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
Idk why, but fucking feet sounds so hilarious to me
I'm assuming it can't be just any type of feet. Have mercy on the brotha who mucks wit the wrong chick that ain't had a pedicure done .
Tayboo
There she go🥰
So the fool didn't think to make his wife get in the shower beforehand??? This can't be real...
IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
...da fucc? Naw not like that post. This is why you tell them to "prep"...aka...wash their azzz.
The times I've done it to my s/o, i just tell her "g'on head and handle that". Then she gets up and goes to the bathroom and washes up. After she comes out, she gets back in the bed and gets into T.I.B. position.
Same wit another chick I use to deal wit. Got over there after she showered. Never had it done to her b4. So when I did it...it was as if I unlocked another side of her. So good ole girl kept backing up almost suffocating my azzz. Lol!
I do it b/c I love the way her azzz looks bunk ova and spread. The moaning sounds she makes. Especially when you playin wit the pussy at the same time. Same wit the other chick. But the 2nd time i did it, she made me stop. Said the feeling was too intense.
All in all...ain't nothing wrong wit doin it. No randoms tho
The times I've done it to my s/o, i just tell her "g'on head and handle that". Then she gets up and goes to the bathroom and washes up. After she comes out, she gets back in the bed and gets into T.I.B. position.
Same wit another chick I use to deal wit. Got over there after she showered. Never had it done to her b4. So when I did it...it was as if I unlocked another side of her. So good ole girl kept backing up almost suffocating my azzz. Lol!
I do it b/c I love the way her azzz looks bunk ova and spread. The moaning sounds she makes. Especially when you playin wit the pussy at the same time. Same wit the other chick. But the 2nd time i did it, she made me stop. Said the feeling was too intense.
All in all...ain't nothing wrong wit doin it. No randoms tho
Rubato
it only matters to us
You already know who this gotta be lol the no wash cloth in the shower crew
Tayboo
There she go🥰
Gotta be. Could've played it off on some romantic let me wash you type vibe instead of letting feces fall on your tongue.
SneakDZA
High Evolutionary
Nah when "shit nuggets" is on the menu it sounds like a gentle wash isn't the solution. Sometimes the stars just aren't aligned for that kind of debauchery.
How many shit nuggets do you have to discreetly spit into your Levi's before you say hey let's just call it a night?
How many shit nuggets do you have to discreetly spit into your Levi's before you say hey let's just call it a night?
SneakDZA
High Evolutionary
Or... just hear me out... I've done so much cocaine and tequila that I just can't possibly get it up anymore but a deal's a deal so I put on my scuba gear and go spelunking into those cavernous depths with the understanding that there will be no shit nuggets involved. I mean... that's just bad decorum.
*I don't really attempt shower sex anymore since most women are way shorter than me and it gets awkward and somehow turns into a meet-cute for them and we end up dating for way longer than we should've since I've never been very great at breaking up.
*I don't really attempt shower sex anymore since most women are way shorter than me and it gets awkward and somehow turns into a meet-cute for them and we end up dating for way longer than we should've since I've never been very great at breaking up.
TheNightKing
J.A.P.A.N.
I’ve only eaten ass once and it was when I was about 20 years old. That one time I did exactly what you suggest. We showered together and I washed her ass. I wasn’t taking no chances.Gotta be. Could've played it off on some romantic let me wash you type vibe instead of letting feces fall on your tongue.
Tayboo
There she go🥰
Let me find out you're a tall glass of Jose Cuervo...
Also do y'all get embarrassed when your mans don't want to work?
NegroPrime
Member
You like em tall huh
I wish sometimes JR doesn't want to come out and play. My joint acts like I'm 14 again.
Wake up in the morning and it's like ' Surprise!, muthafukka'
Tayboo
There she go🥰
Honestly height doesn't matter that much to me. I'm barely 5'4, so most men have inches on me.
BRIAN B.
Shittypoobutt
nah not really
for me it mostly happens if I had too much to drink or anxiety
usually if I smoke then relax a lil I'm good to go
been able to redeem myself cept for a few times but I ain't trippin lol
TheNightKing
J.A.P.A.N.
It’s rarely happened but yes.
Had this one bad chick that told me she’s not used to just having a fuck buddy so I’d have to teach her.
I guess it was too much pressure because every time I went to fuck I couldn’t get right. And when I finally did I had already worked myself up so much I busted quick, lol.
You want to explain that with every other chick you put it down, but she wouldn’t believe you either way so you just live in shame, lol.
Only happened one other time cause I was drunk as hell.
Question for you, when a dude can’t get right, do you feel like it’s you or is it all on him? I hope not because I’m here to tell you, it’s all on him, lol.
Tayboo
There she go🥰
Nah never thought I was reason why his mans didn't work. I'm aware enough to know that sometimes your body just doesn't want to cooperate. I had times where an orgasm just is not happening no matter how good the sex is...