*raises hand*
First 3sum you ever had...how did that pop off? What was it like?
First threesome I ever had was with my uncle's hoes.
I just turned 18, I was homeless, I was kicking it at his place. He had 4 hoes at the time.
I used to hang with the 2 youngest ones, who were 20 and 21 go hang out before their shift, which would typically start at 9PM and last until 3AM.
My uncle shit was different like he wouldn't even have to physically be around and his women would just know what to do. Motherfucker be in different states, chilling and enjoying his life and shit while the girls worked. I ain't know all the responsibility he had until he put me on, motherfucker would be taking care of hoes family and shit.
Anyway, the two hoes came back and we were kicking it, drinking. They started asking me sexual ass questions about what I ever done and who did it with, did I fuck White girls, have I ever been with a dude....all types of shit.
I ain't really have any sexual experiences at 18. First girl that ever been with was my White girlfriend that got my ass kicked out the house.
So I asked them all types of crazy ass questions like what you won't do for money, how many people you had sex with in a day. Eventually I asked if they had sex with multiple people at the same time.
And they were like yeah. We've have had threesomes.. I got quiet for a minute and then I was said, "T wanna have a threesome.'
That was that.
When I got older and hipped to the game, the hoes were trying to choose me and leave my uncle. My uncle was getting older, I was young, just turned 18, impressionable, sexually inexperienced.
The bitches would've been the leaders of that relationship, I would just be a chump pimp.
Which is why you always get your money first before you fuck a hoe, if a hoe wanna be with you. Which is why you don't become friends with your hoes, you establish a clear hierarchy.
Basically, I was a mark.