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ABW Roasts: Chicity

Well Chitlin is sure enjoying this thread.....

Any brave soul up to be next?
 
I had a bunch of short jokes lined up for this one...

Like:

@Chicity only likes titties cause he's eye level with every pair he's ever seen

Or:

@Chicity is in the Guinness world record for being the world's first nigga-midget or 'Nidget' if you will...

But all of that is just stuff we joke about on the daily.

I mean... Can we say that his arms are literally to short to box with God? Of course! But why go for the easy target?

Can we talk about him needing a step stool to climb into pussy?

Damn right, we can! We all think it, right?

But why go for the low blow like that?

Can he do jumping jacks under a table? Yes of course he can!

But that's the easy route to go...

Me? I'd rather talk about what a genuine friend he's been to me and how proud he makes the city he's from.

Before you got here, I told that nigga who I don't mention due to an abw restraining order that you were twice the poster he'd ever be.

Thanks for proving me right, fam.
 
Whispering Eye said:
I had a bunch of short jokes lined up for this one...

Like:

@Chicity only likes titties cause he's eye level with every pair he's ever seen

Or:

@Chicity is in the Guinness world record for being the world's first nigga-midget or 'Nidget' if you will...

But all of that is just stuff we joke about on the daily.

I mean... Can we say that his arms are literally to short to box with God? Of course! But why go for the easy target?

Can we talk about him needing a step stool to climb into pussy?

Damn right, we can! We all think it, right?

But why go for the low blow like that?

Can he do jumping jacks under a table? Yes of course he can!

But that's the easy route to go...

Me? I'd rather talk about what a genuine friend he's been to me and how proud he makes the city he's from.

Before you got here, I told that nigga who I don't mention due to an abw restraining order that you were twice the poster he'd ever be.

Thanks for proving me right, fam.
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just realized my boy leaned back in that avi tryna conceal that hair line
 
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Nigga decided to re up with a pic of him in the hospital for corona..

Whats wrong wit yall man
 
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