ABW Roasts: Avi's

[Duwop]

This nigga lost his hairline during a wild night in Vegas and just said fuck it

 

[Duwop]

These Niggaz look like the ghetto Mario brothers...

Bout to save the princess from her baby daddy who got her washing cars for dimes of loud

 

[Word....Life]

My nigga @BDP looking like “Date Rape Morpheus” offering molly and X in place of tha “red & blue” pills...

 

[Duwop]

Bunch of fat chicks at a house party....

All the food gone and they gone off that wild Irish Rose



BDP:

"I'm on my way"

 

[Duwop]

"I ain't got time for this"

Is the number one saved response in word life phone ..

 

[BDP™️]

@King Du

Get ur cavern nostril havin ass up outta here boy

Nigga nostrils look like the fingerholes in 15 pound bowling balls...niggas throwing strikes every time head ass boy

Get your “they got golden arches...we got the golden arcs”

Lookin ass outta here

 

[Duwop]

Maywood look like that manager at jiffy lube who you know finna lie to you


"I ain't gonna bullshit you bruh, your carbon filter got mercury build up like shit.... Extra $40, we knock that shit out right now'

 

[BDP™️]

@Koltrain

“Excuse me sir can you move, I sit here every service” lookin ass

 

[Maywood]

Continuing w/ music artists
In The Long Hair Don't Care Edition : @BRIAN B. @Inori @Chicity

All 3 of these artists wore tights thru out their careers ...Sigh

 

[Duwop]

Son throws a pool party...

BDP: man get these motherfuckers out my gott damn house.....I ain't got time for nobody parents wondering why they daughter running round my house like it's the fucking Playboy mansion..

Lil BDP: NAW pops, these all college girls.... They over 18

BDP:

 

[Duwop]

Continuing w/ music artists
In The Long Hair Don't Care Edition : @BRIAN B. @Inori @Chicity

All 3 of these artists wore tights thru out their careers ...Sigh

Them 3 Niggaz look like they jump up and down and throw hammers when you walk past they yard

 

[Word....Life]

@King Du got tha sad Mekhi Phifer as Tommy Brown mustache face

 

[Word....Life]

Them 3 Niggaz look like they jump up and down and throw hammers when you walk past they yard

They look like a before and after reversed skin bleaching add

 

[Word....Life]

@Koltrain look like an 1980’s Detroit drug dealer that took a picture in 2018 for tha cover of tha Feds magazine wearing an 1990’s Detroit drug dealer suit

 

[Duwop]

That's koltrain?

Nigga look like that dude who try to hoop in work clothes but get his ankles broke

 

[Chicity]

Them niggas gotta cut they hair

It's only right

 

[Word....Life]

@BRIAN B.

 

[Duwop]

Lil word life: aye dad, can you get me that new Madden? I'll play you for it!

Word life: lol nigga, they day you score on me I'll get you Madden and Spiderman

 

[Koltrain]

@King Du Happy Akon brought electricity to the village

@BDP Turn ALL t-shirts into Vnecks head ass

@Word...Life That deacon who always hold the collection plate at end of service

 

[Duwop]

Brian b look crazy as fuck.....I ain't fucking with slim

That's one them Niggaz who eat meth and Skittles.... All in the same bag

Type of nigga that will smile in a mug shot bleeding with his teeth knocked out