A question for the fellas: Your girl is at work...

[Duwop]

I'm going outside

 

[DOS_patos]

That pussy fire I bet.

Just can’t let her get in top cuz them Tits will thunderclap you into another dimension

 

[BlackRain]

 

[Rubato]

How she get in my house?

 

[Rubato]

And I’m hitting the wife on FT that moment so there’s no confusion lol

 

[Golan]

 

[Duwop]

And I’m hitting the wife on FT that moment so there’s no confusion lol

Like

 

[Big_Ev]

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

I would tell her I like biscuits and gravy.

Not really sure what the issue is.

 

[TheMadLionsFan]

"Uh yeah, Imma just stop at the coney. I'm late anyway"

 

[Based Dave 96]

if i know she can cook i'll have pancakes, sausage, bacon, homefries,&toast& 2 buttermilk biscuits.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I might have to shoot her. I don't dislike her or anything. She's a very nice woman. Still, having to see her partially naked would be akin to an attempt on my life.

 

[GNS]

So nobody said they'd have sex with her?
Am I the only one?

 

[TonyDubbz]

im goin to Bojangles

 

[Bradshaw73]

I'm telling my wife her moms has to go!

 

[IP360]

...I mean I kinda want some pancakes and bacon tho. Naw imma leave and go to First Watch.

 

[Mister B. M. Ed.]

My mother-in-law passed away like 9 years ago, so that would be super creepy.

Rest In Power, Mrs. Michelle.

 

[deadeye]

The face is kinda suspect to me.

 

[Old Man Cain]

bacon and egg on wheat please, also please put some goddam clothes on or get out. After my sammich call my lady to let her know her mother is now homeless

 

[Hater Hearst Helmsley]

Moms gotta go