I don't know why but anything more than two sunny side up eggs seems like gluttony to me. Maybe I've been brainwashed by marketing though because I can easily eat 3 in a scramble or an omelet.
On another note - I was in Minnesota earlier this year and went into this local breakfast chain spot and they had bacon egg and cheese on everything from bagels to flatbreads to some crazy spaced out shit that don't make no sense. So I was like "can I get that but on a roll?"
"a what???"
"a roll"
"roll?"
"You know... like bread... but a roll. I don't know how else to explain it. Like the round bread you make a sandwich with"
...Awkward silence...
"Just put it on the fuckin' wack-ass midwest bagel, please"
...Everyone breathes a sigh of relief. The trucker behind me takes his hand off his concealed weapon...
Why the hell is a bacon egg and cheese on a roll a regional thing? That shit should be nationwide. It's not like I asked for a taylor egg and cheese salt pepper no ketchup.