2026: Back to the randomness

I gotta story to share
July 2nd, 2026.
4:04 a.m. CST


Im kicking it with this chick, she watches and dogs and shit as a side hustle, she asked could she watch some dogs over the weekend at my cribbo, she wanted to kick it with me, I said its cool, she would use the money she made to wash my car, I said....uhh ok..

But I said yea, cat comes over, 2 dogs come over. I said we gotta separate the two, put one in the back of the cribbo, the cat, and the 2 dogs in the front.

FF
4:03 a.m.
Im knocked out, prolly dreaming about another bitch, when something just power drives onto my head. Crash.
I wake up...

The fucking cat, had done crawled on top of the bed post, waited for a good 2 mins, looking down at me as I slept peacefully, and he jumped off that bitch and lands on my hard on my head. I bet that fucker said weeeeee when he took off, I wakes up and toss that fucker and get to swinging...she hollering thinking something is happening or whatever. .

I'm yelling, get'em off me, get'em off me..
I run after the fucker to put him in the room where he's supposed to be at.

She talkin bout she forgot to lock in the room.

Motherfucker
 
Knock_Twice said:
I gotta story to share
July 2nd, 2026.
4:04 a.m. CST


Im kicking it with this chick, she watches and dogs and shit as a side hustle, she asked could she watch some dogs over the weekend at my cribbo, she wanted to kick it with me, I said its cool, she would use the money she made to wash my car, I said....uhh ok..

But I said yea, cat comes over, 2 dogs come over. I said we gotta separate the two, put one in the back of the cribbo, the cat, and the 2 dogs in the front.

FF
4:03 a.m.
Im knocked out, prolly dreaming about another bitch, when something just power drives onto my head. Crash.
I wake up...

The fucking cat, had done crawled on top of the bed post, waited for a good 2 mins, looking down at me as I slept peacefully, and he jumped off that bitch and lands on my hard on my head. I bet that fucker said weeeeee when he took off, I wakes up and toss that fucker and get to swinging...she hollering thinking something is happening or whatever. .

I'm yelling, get'em off me, get'em off me..
I run after the fucker to put him in the room where he's supposed to be at.

She talkin bout she forgot to lock in the room.

Motherfucker
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Knock_Twice said:
I gotta story to share
July 2nd, 2026.
4:04 a.m. CST


Im kicking it with this chick, she watches and dogs and shit as a side hustle, she asked could she watch some dogs over the weekend at my cribbo, she wanted to kick it with me,
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You should have said no right then and there and caught her at another time. You deserve what happened 😂 horny man that Cat is the real hero of this story.
 
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