Duwop
Sometimes being the hero means saving the villain.
I used to do middle man shit for stuff like that....I feel him though, pause. The dealer. I probably be the worst drug dealer. I hate driving. Only debit out of necessity.
Me: you in DC? That's 30mins away and also mad traffic and speed cams. I dont think i can make it.
Client: but I got $200 for you on the product.
Me: yeah, Im on my sofa now watching a movie. Im just not in the mood to drive. I'll be in DC in 5 days to visit family. I'll swing by you to give you your purchase
Slide me a 20 bag on the arm and I'll make the trip for you.... Go pick up a shorty, and make a quick little road trip.