2026: Back to the randomness

[John Shippuden]

That shit was insane. It wasn’t even light fucking neither. He ate the pussy and they showed the moment of entry..and da hole!

I remember when it was a big deal that they said a curse word on the Simpsons.

Now I can watch a grown man fuck a pool machine and not even see a clip about it on social media. The times we are living in

lol when he ate it’s ass I was so taken aback that this was happening that I laughed so hard

I was like what it is going on

Then when the emojis came up of the lip biting I really lost it

The funny thing is like you said, I was just like “haha that was crazy…okay next scene”

 

[The Lonious Monk]

These AI chat bots are getting ridiculous now. I called Verizon and it gave me one chat bot to collect info and then a second chat bot to try and handle my request. I hate talking to those things so I always go straight for the representative. The second chat bot got out of pocket. The convo went:

Bot: How can I help you?
Me: Representative
Bot: Ok, you want a representative. Could you briefly describe your issue so I can pass that along.
Me: I want to discuss my plan details.
Bot: You want to know about your plan options, I can help with...
Me: Nope, representative.
Bot: You want a representative, I understand, but our live agents are busy. It might take some time to connect you with one. Why don't you let me help you.
Me: No nigga, representative.
Bot: You want a representative, I hear you, but you should know they use the same system I do.
Me: Are you kidding me? REPRESENTATIVE
Bot: Alright, representative it is, but you might realize you'd rather work with me after you've started waiting. If you do...
Me: Mutha fucka, just give me a representative.
Bot: Ok, connecting you now.

5 seconds later

Live Agent: How can I help you?

 

[L.L.R.J.]

You really putting your trust in ro?

How about you give some input on the tv stand thread

The critically acclaimed tv stand thread!!

 

[The question]

lol when he ate it’s ass I was so taken aback that this was happening that I laughed so hard

I was like what it is going on

Then when the emojis came up of the lip biting I really lost it

The funny thing is like you said, I was just like “haha that was crazy…okay next scene”

The newest one was even more insane and psychologically jarring. Morty coming from is negatively toxic family. Goes to a world where his family is positively toxic and the Rick there has found his baseline of being even and happy. And it flips from Rick corrupting Morty for his own means, to Morty corrupting Rick for his own means. Ruins his life, doesn’t even accomplish what he set out to accomplish. And the whole family is murdered and Beth kills herself in front of him. And as he sits there with the horror of everything. Rick and Morty’s show up to have a death sale of the stuff that belongs to the family of that dimension.

Lol, just moved on, like, we know we just totally fucked up your minds and twisted your emotions, but the show is almost over so let’s move on.

 

[Love]

I missed Scarface at the Arts Festival in the neighborhood I grew up in smdh I am livid. I love Scarface he’s in my top 5 omg

 

[Freeman]

Speaking of Rick and Morty

When Jerry fucked that pool machine I lost it

That shit was insane. It wasn’t even light fucking neither. He ate the pussy and they showed the moment of entry..and da hole!

I remember when it was a big deal that they said a curse word on the Simpsons.

Now I can watch a grown man fuck a pool machine and not even see a clip about it on social media. The times we are living in

lol when he ate it’s ass I was so taken aback that this was happening that I laughed so hard

I was like what it is going on

Then when the emojis came up of the lip biting I really lost it

The funny thing is like you said, I was just like “haha that was crazy…okay next scene”