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And when you’re old enough, we’ll get you a YNWA tattoo
When Cristiano Ronaldo returned to Man Utd two years ago, fans joyously heralded their golden boy “returning home”.
But if they were expecting cosy nights by an open fire, passing round the After Eights and flicking through photo albums, they were disappointed.
Following a decent first season, Ronaldo reacted like a stroppy three-year-old in Toys R Us after learning he wouldn’t be first choice striker.
He accused the club of “betraying” him, branded his teammates lazy, and when club legends Gary Neville and Rio Ferdinand had the audacity to speak out, he snarled “they’re not my friends”.
Since moving to Saudi, Ron has been firing shots at the club from the comfort of his gated compound, and he unleashed another petty barb last week as his wife Georgina shared a photo of their daughter in a Mo Salah Liverpool shirt.
Should go down well on Moss Side…