Elzo69Renaissance
Didnt you hear about the last nigga who swung @ me
My dog bout to get out there and turn into peak Ronaldinho lol props to him for getting himself off of a sinking ship
2023/2024 Football/Soccer Thread ⚽️
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My dog bout to get out there and turn into peak Ronaldinho lol props to him for getting himself off of a sinking ship
dontdiedontkillanyone
Show some love, you losers!
Damn so confirmed Nottingham Forest were paying Lingard a base salary of £115k/week for that 1 year he had with them, which proved uneventful?
Wouldn't be surprised if FFP start looking at them in a year or 2 time.
Young_Chitlin
Carajo 🇵🇪🧩
KDB stays carajo
Mknight
Active Member
Just like Maddison was saying
NORTH LONDON IS WHITE
#Cantbeatthem
#Jointhem
Blue_London
OG
Lol I don't know if there's a big anti Everton agenda but I don't watch enough Everton games
dontdiedontkillanyone
Show some love, you losers!
toheeb27
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Young_Chitlin
Carajo 🇵🇪🧩
Blue_London
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Lmao the curse of Eva
Young_Chitlin
Carajo 🇵🇪🧩
dontdiedontkillanyone
Show some love, you losers!
Everyone is naked
Rooney's home truths
Quote of the day
“Probably just treat myself to a kebab. Get myself some bottles of coke, bottles of Fanta.Probably treat myself to some more vapes” - 16-year-old darts prodigy Luke Littler on how he’ll spend his £200,000 of prize money.
FOOTBALL
Well done, he’s 14
Wayne Rooney has been a surprisingly soft touch as a manager, lamenting his “tiny knob” in a team talk and earnestly thanking his employers every time he gets his P45.
So when Birmingham sent him packing this week, it fell on Rooney’s teenage son Kai to play bad cop.
In a leaked Instagram exchange, the 14-year-old branded the Birmingham squad “dogshite”, keeper John Ruddy “overweight”, and centre back Dion Sanderson “absolutely awful”, insisting he needs to “get that fucking long hair gone”.
But he saved the nastiest surprise for Fulham’s Raul Jimenez, revealing the Championship basement dwellers were set to sign him.
FOOTBALL
Put your Rod away
When they splashed out on faded wonderkid James Rodriguez, Qatari side Al Rayyan were hoping the former Real Madrid man would sprinkle a bit of stardust on their young side.
But it turns out James was more interested in waving his willy around the dressing room than teaching his teammates about false 9s.
Reflecting on his “nightmare” spell in Qatar this week, the Colombian complained his new colleagues banned him from going naked in the showers:
"You know that everyone is naked in football when showering, but the teammates told me: 'you can't do it like that'. I was scared."
Perhaps the infamous (and totally untrue) WhatsApp message had gone round the dressing room…
FOOTBALL
Moving the goalposts
In his 1,251 games as a professional goalkeeper, Gigi Buffon kept conspicuously quiet about the rules of the game.
But just months after retiring with a record 501 clean sheets, the Italian has had a brainwave: make the goals bigger.
In an interview with Tuttosport, the once miserly keeper explained his freewheeling new vision to turn football into a goalfest:
“Thirty years ago, for every fifty shots, there were 10 goals. Today, 3 out of 50 is very low. Scoring from a distance against a two-meter-tall goalkeeper is much more challenging."
FOOTBALL
Sim-ulation
Another sign that Diego Simeone’s culture of utter bastardry has infiltrated every part of Atletico Madrid.
Before the derby against hated rivals Real, Atletico’s under 12 captain greeted his opponents like they’d just pilfered the last padron pepper from the tapas board.
CRICKET
Talking crap
There was a time when Andy Gray howling “take a booo son” was considered the height of dramatic commentary.
But in the age of Peter Drury, commentators are expected to deliver a Shakespearean soliloquy every time an indirect free-kick is awarded.
So when their side became the first ever to lose six wickets without scoring, Indian viewers held their breath for the iconic words of their former coach Ravi Shastri.
In the end he went for: "If someone went around the corner for a dump and has just come back, India has been bowled out for 153.”
Quick hits
Luke Littler met his girlfriend online when they played each other at Fifa on Xbox Live.
As the fallout from Jeffrey Epstein’s little black book continues, Callum Hudson-Odoi has released a statement denying he ever visited Epstein’s private island.
After joining for £60,000 in 2009, Seamus Coleman has cost Everton just £146 per game.
Exiled winger Jadon Sancho is Mr January in Man United’s 2024 calendar. The phone number of Russ Bray, the referee from Wednesday’s darts final, ends in 180180.AND FINALLY
I withdraw my consent to be governed by any corrupt, compromised, belligerent, criminal parliament or government. I will not comply
Six months on from withdrawing his consent to be governed, Matt Le Tissier wasn’t happy to bump into the Prime Minister at St Mary’s.
This has been talked about for a while, seems Brighton were interested in Zambrano too but hes off to Bournemouth by the sounds of it...
Those boys wanted Araujo and are gonna settle for Dier
Big_Ev
Mr. Brick City
Some of the calls against us have been bad. I just know the calls have to go our way soon, or our fans and players will snap.
Blue_London
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When Everton feels like a victim they seem to be at their best. That's how Jose got the best out of his Chelsea teams.
Blue_London
OG
What's the view on martinelli? My friend thinks he has no limit while I think this is the ceiling
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