Nah mufukka, I’ve been peeped. Ever since Utd came to the Nou Camp and knocked you man out the Europa, you ain’t missed a chance to shit on us man
Then the odd time there was an obvious time to shit on us and you didn’t, I asked you about it, you said “if ain’t on the pitch, I don’t give a fuck” - then just yesterday you posted a story about how bad the recruitment is, and how wack John Murtough is …and we got shitted on again
Trust me, it’s tough being a Utd fan right now.