2023/2024 Football/Soccer Thread ⚽️

[Blue_London]

Lol we been saying those legends are just toxic

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Constructive criticism #1: stop beating on bitches (allegedly...but not really)

Constructive criticism #2: learn to use your right foot for things other than kicking out at players

Constructive criticism #3: track back

Constructive criticism #4: watch Salah, Saka, Olise, Mahrez to know how to play your position consistently well

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Imagine getting turfed out your stadium for "swifties"

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

Imagine getting turfed out your stadium for "swifties"

I wouldn't mess with those Swifties tbh. Same goes for the Beehive - those lot are militant

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

I wouldn't mess with those Swifties tbh. Same goes for the Beehive - those lot are militant

She's a billionaire and now Time Magazine person of the year, so her Swiftness got the battery in their back of late!

Taylor Swift named Time Magazine's person of the year

The singer told the magazine that she is "the proudest and happiest I've ever felt".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

That redemption arc is too much, Maguire gonna wax lyrical about this now watch!

Also either his is too high or passing too low.

I'm guessing Ten Hag might win MotM now

 

[Infamous114]

 

[Englishdude]

Is there a pre written comments book on the way out to media pre game? Every Man U coach has sounded identical since Jose.

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

 

[Englishdude]

Chelsea better not fold today, if Man U win without rashford watch him become the new Maguire.

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

Chelsea better not fold today, if Man U win without rashford watch him become the new Maguire.

If Chelsea lose tonight then they might as well just give up now. Yanited are a shambles of a club - no excuses for losing against them

 

[Big_Ev]

If Chelsea lose tonight then they might as well just give up now. Yanited are a shambles of a club - no excuses for losing against them

Nah, Chelsea need to win tonight so they can lose to us over the weekend.

 

[Nope]

Nah, Chelsea need to win tonight so they can lose to us over the weekend.

Yeah we losing one of these two next games.
Hell if United sit back we could lose both

 

[Nope]

If only Sheffield had better attackers they’d be up 2-0
They’ve had two one-on-ones with the GK and missed

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

If only Sheffield had better attackers they’d be up 2-0
They’ve had two one-on-ones with the GK and missed

Archer had all the space on the break to park a Boeing and still couldn't pop a shot at the keeper

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Levi Colwill Chelsea captain?! Word...