2023/2024 Football/Soccer Thread ⚽️

[Big_Ev]

@Big_Ev

Hope your team dont fck up my winning streak tonight!!!

I want the win tonight to get them going, but I rather them come out all guns blazing this weekend.

 

[Blue_London]

 

[Water Ur Seeds]

I want the win tonight to get them going, but I rather them come out all guns blazing this weekend.

We need them to murder them tonight first!!! lol

 

[Water Ur Seeds]

Fck sake, Brighton were looking at him... Was hoping they would get it over the line...

 

[Nope]

I don’t get this one
I thought we wanted someone older

 

[Water Ur Seeds]

I don’t get this one
I thought we wanted someone older

They heard Brighton wanted him so thought might as well buy him now... Winstanley probably had something to do with it...

 

[Water Ur Seeds]

Apparently Chelsea are in for Smith-Rowe too??? lol

 

[GNS]

nah forreal, man......what is yall insane fascination with Felix? Its like the Milinkovic-Savic mystique on steroids.
You hear all these tall-tales about them, but when you watch them for yourself, there's nothing that impressive about them

Lets take his horrendous Chelsea stint out of it (even tho Enzo was still dropping 8/10 every match regardless)

They say he's a goal scorer, but his numbers are basically Pulisic's
They say he's a creator, but his assists are severely lacking
They show you all these comps of him driving into space with some flashy dribbles, but they cut it off at the part where he's crowded out by defenders cuz he refused to play a runner in.

Nah, what kinda voodoo is he using on yall? I gotta know

Pretty sure it's the hair

Yo United ain’t got a 20 under the mattress somewhere?

United are currently being embezzled by their staff including the CEO, CFO, etc...
It's quite fuckin clear by now

 

[Big_Ev]

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Chelsea are the Saudi Pro League of the Premier League ...another winger ?! Surely he'd get more game time at City ironically

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Fans: "He's one of our own, He's one of..."

Spurs senior management:

 

[Big_Ev]

We better bring in Potter or somebody. Dyche don’t know what to do with these young cats up front.

 

[Water Ur Seeds]

@Big_Ev

Hope your team dont fck up my winning streak tonight!!!

Yo, Everton really gonna run my pockets??? smh

 

[Big_Ev]

Yo, Everton really gonna run my pockets??? smh

You should know better than to bet on them

 

[toheeb27]

ENZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Big_Ev]

We scored!!!!!!!!

 

[Big_Ev]

We scored 2 goals!!!

 

[Water Ur Seeds]

After all that Sheff let me down smh

And I lost betting on them on the pens too, 2 L's...

 

[Big_Ev]

 

[Big_Ev]

We finally won a game!!!