2023/2024 Football/Soccer Thread ⚽️
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Breel Embolo got seriously injured, he should be out for at least 3 months. Monaco was desperately looking for a striker.
Transferts : Folarin Balogun (Arsenal) se rapproche de Monaco
À la recherche d'un attaquant, Monaco a bien avancé sur Folarin Balogun, le joueur d'Arsenal prêté la saison dernière à Reims.
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Northside7
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Englishdude
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Disagree with bold but agree with italics.
Zinchenko can’t stay fit enough and is Terrible at getting back, would be better as a forward player.
Tierney delivery is great and he does the dirty work Zinchenko can’t do, just injury prone.
dontdiedontkillanyone
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dontdiedontkillanyone
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dontdiedontkillanyone
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Only a decade ago, Malaga were five minutes from a Champions League semi-final, until two late Dortmund goals broke their hearts. | |
These days, the club haven’t got a pot to piss in and they’re scrapping it out in the Spanish third tier with shitmunchers like Lanzarote and Real Sociedad’s B team. | |
But at least the fans can laugh about it. To protest the lack of summer transfers, the Boquerenes faithful turned up at the airport and greeted a random tourist like he was a new star signing. | |
The baffled bloke signed a shirt while one fan pretended to be his bodyguard. |
Ever since I boarded my Easyjet flight I’ve dreamed about playing for this club
dontdiedontkillanyone
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Man City striker Liam Delap is terrorising Championship defences while on loan at Hull, but he’s got a way to go before he can match the fearsome aura of his dad, Rory. | |
During Stoke’s golden era in the Premier League, Rory’s long throw-ins became such a threat that opponents went to ridiculous lengths to avoid them. | |
Like Hull keeper Boaz Myhill, who chose to kick the ball out for a corner in 2008 rather than risk one of Delap’s bullets. | |
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West Ham even moved the advertising hoardings to stop him taking a long run up. |
Victory Lap
dontdiedontkillanyone
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 Just two months after joining Saudi side Al-Ittihad, Karim Benzema is rumoured to be leaving because he doesn’t fit with manager Nuno Espirito Santo’s tactics. |
 Serie A have handed goalkeeper Stefano Turati a one match ban for blasphemy after he said “God is a pig” during a televised game. |
 The Spanish FA President who kissed World Cup winner Jenni Hermoso is suing Wikipedia for publishing details of his various scandals. |
Quick hits
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dontdiedontkillanyone
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Said it already but I'll say it again for those at the back: Lord Havertz is the GOAT! Gooners need to lay off Nketiah as well while we're here
dontdiedontkillanyone
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dontdiedontkillanyone
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dontdiedontkillanyone
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Boehly's probably got an ace up his sleeve that'll see him and Chelsea walk away clean
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Blue_London
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This should be on the biggest footballing stories. I sense the Chelsea association means most will look over how wild this is
FFS!!!
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