dontdiedontkillanyone
Show some love, you losers!
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Even Big Dunc can change!!!
Quote of the day
"We are aware of a points failure at Crystal Palace" - An accidentally snide service update from Southern Rail during Tuesday morning's rush hour.
FOOTBALL
It's getting scary now Duncan
Duncan Ferguson was once feared as the Premier League's most terrifying hardman, a serial headbutter who became the first footballer jailed for an on-field offence.
But these days the Everton legend is a reformed man: now boss of vegan club Forest Green Rovers, he's more often spotted extolling the virtues of tofu fritters than nutting coppers.
And this week the Scotsman went full Blue Peter, filming himself at the wheel of his e-SUV, singing along to 70s girlband The Pointed Sisters.
One man who'd be choking on his haggis at Duncan Disorderly's new age transformation is Jim McLean, his one-time manager at Dundee United.
In the 90s, Jim ordered Big Dunc and two teammates to paint the Tannadice gymnasium as a punishment.
Seeing their chance for revenge, the group instead daubed "Wee Jim is a cunt" in enormous letters on the gym wall.
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AND FINALLY
It's not about winning, it's about taking part. But if you lose...
Impressive scenes from the Eastern Alps where Austria Salzburg's terrifying ultras turned up for their side's U7s game against their hated rivals USV Lamprechthausen.
Women's champions league is set up to fail. Why do they play on random days. Lol I got tickets for Saturday or Sunday
Went from going for the quad to struggling to make top 4...Liverpool really are some shit
Best perfomance I've seen from him in a City shirtNot a fan of him but always give credit where it's due...
Grealish been balling this first half!
I know we are screwed and deserve to be punished, but I believe we are being used as the Guinea pig.EXCLUSIVE: Case against Everton could be completed THIS SEASON
EXCLUSIVE: As reported by Sportsmail, Everton's rivals had expressed unhappiness at the timing of the charges after being given assurances last summer that Everton had no case to answerwww.dailymail.co.uk
Could be an easier open and shut case for this to happen, but I sense either a hint of favoritism or fearfulness if Everton are hit first with whatever penalties from the Premier league ahead of Man City.
Legal ramifications are also crazy to unravel...