Tried to talk to this chick at work that, from a sweatshirt and window sticker, I thought was a Gator fan. Asked her if she watched the game yesterday. She said no, but that she was really a Florida bball. Aight, that was different. Then, she aint even know who we played. Im concerned. I told her and told her LSU won. No clue. Now Im nervous. This broad goes into the wierd enthusiasm over tall ass hoopers, like sharin her Porn Hub cookies or some shit. I mean her amazement has puzzled me for 12 hrs. Now I want this bitch to kick rocks, so Im like 'yeah man, they're like giants (ion fuckin know)' and she go 'oh, not out there...' Took everything in my power to not call her out her name. Im every bit of 5'10 1/2, so clearly this bitch aint even talkin to me! Like where the fuck did you go in your thoughts!!!!
