OPINION 100 Men vs Gorilla

[Inglewood_B]

Remember how stupid we all thought it was that women was picking the bear?


Yeah… same level of delusion here.

 

[O.G.]

RIP to all 100 idiots. If it's strictly hand to hand, niggas might delay the inevitable by getting the gorilla tired from chasing them but once his survival instinct kicks in, it's a wrap.

Human nature would kick in when the first nigga gets his head slapped off on some Jason Voorhees shit and the will to destroy the gorilla will be gone.

Yall really think some mma shit gonna work on a 400 pound gorilla? Foh

Matter of fact, they should put 100 death row inmates in a cage with a gorilla. Those that survive can get their sentence reduced to a life sentence.

 

[Tessai]

i think that with the proper training and a plan 100 niggas could do it

give me like 12 mos of training and then sign me up bro

also let me help run the play when its time for the fight

As soon as you run your “play”

 

[Word....Life]

That nigga will bite them fingers smooth the fuck off you put it anywhere near its face! Try it if you want to!

Tha gorilla gonna get full off tha 1st 150 or so fingers he eats…still got another 150 or so fingers to throw at him…now he full and got tha “itis”…we on his ass

Matter of fact NEW PLAN…

We pick tha weakest 15 dudes to be tha gorillas sacrificial feast…he gets full and bloated off of weak nigga flesh…85 real niggaz beat tha brakes off his pussy ass!!

Thee END

 

[Infamous114]

Tha gorilla gonna get full off tha 1st 150 or so fingers he eats…still got another 150 or so fingers to throw at him…now he full and got tha “itis”…we on his ass

Matter of fact NEW PLAN…

We pick tha weakest 15 dudes to be tha gorillas sacrificial feast…he gets full and bloated off of weak nigga flesh…85 real niggaz beat tha brakes off his pussy ass!!

Thee END

Your plan fails cause gorillas don't eat meat lol

 

[BRIAN B.]

i think that with the proper training and a plan 100 niggas could do it

give me like 12 mos of training and then sign me up bro

also let me help run the play when its time for the fight

I got a homie who said sum shit like that



talmbout w/ the proper training he could start in the NFL today

 

[Tessai]

Yall really thinking you fucking with this?

I’m shitting myself as soon as I’m in a cage with one. I know I’m a goner! Lol

 

[GOAT]

Mike Tyson once offered a zookeeper $10k to fight a gorilla

The boxer took umbrage with one particular gorilla on a walk around a zoo in the late 1980s

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Word....Life]

Your plan fails cause gorillas don't eat meat lol

So we just gotta beat a vegetarian ass gorilla?!?! Even better…I thought we was dealin’ wit’ a real deal gorilla..we DEFINITELY takin’ out this hipster ass, dog walkin’, half soy latte drinkin’, gentrification approving hippie ass gorilla

 

[Chi-Town B]

"nah see when he focussed on the eye poke strategy one of our highly trained mercenaries will sneak behind him and kick him in the nuts"

That's the best plan and all that will do is piss it off.

 

[Chi-Town B]

Those things fight other 400lbs gorillas sometime multiple at the same time and walk away like nothing happened. I don't care how many humans you got the gorilla will go right through all of them

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

Niggas think they finna run up on a gorilla when the average nigga get winded running up stairs.

Shit gon look like when neo fought all those agents in matrix 2

3-0 Gorilla clean body

Light work

 

[Tessai]

Those things fight other 400lbs gorillas sometime multiple at the same time and walk away like nothing happened. I don't care how many humans you got the gorilla will go right through all of them

 

[Duwop]

Animals aint dumb, well most aint. They all have instinct and have different survival methods. A gorilla is not gonna stand and fight a 100 people.

Gorillas are hilarious... It would yeet one person in the crowd and run for it's life

 

[Old Man Cain]

lol Goldie I came just to make this thread

I created this exact thread my phone rang and smoked and forgot about it

 

[Old Man Cain]

To answer 100 Men can beat 1 Gorilla. The problem is only about 70 of the 100 will be able to live a normal life afterwards.

 

[Goldie]

give me like 12 mos of training and then sign me up bro

 

[Chi-Town B]

A human punch not doing no damage, it's just going to make the gorilla angry

 

[mryounggun]

COULD 100 men defeat a gorilla? Yes.

WOULD 100 men defeat a gorilla? No.

 

[Chi-Town B]

i think that with the proper training and a plan 100 niggas could do it

give me like 12 mos of training and then sign me up bro

also let me help run the play when its time for the fight

What's the plan Dubbz?