OPINION 100 Men vs Gorilla

[konceptjones]

People have no idea how goofy gorillas are....

There are way more chimp fatalities on record than gorilla

Chimps are like the chihuahuas of the primate world.

Gorillas are actually pretty chill.

 

[SneakDZA]

People have no idea how goofy gorillas are....

There are way more chimp fatalities on record than gorilla

That's because these honkies will consistently fuck around and try to make a chimp their family member.

 

[Word....Life]

Bruh you not in shape to kill 100 chickens.

Roy fucking Jones Jr used to train by chasing one at a time.....

Them bitches would definitely gas you, then peck you to death...

I got a time limit or summin?? Lol

I’m not gonna be chasin’ chickens or running from them…they’re not attack chickens or some shit…it’s me verses 100 chickens bruh…I can kill as many of them as I want and they’re not gonna suddenly band together to start tryin’ their last ditch efforts…millions of chickens die errday B…that haven’t gone against Tyson or Purdue

Bruh…I’m definitely fuckin’ up 100 chickens in a “Me v 100 chickens” match lol

 

[SneakDZA]

You gotta look at this "fight" with a few factors:

1) it's ultimately a question of how many idiots can a silverback gorilla kill before it gets too tired to keep going; there is no other way to beat it. I believe that number is probably higher than 100 considering they're going to have to be coming in waves *see 3
2) if you ever seen somebody get jumped you know that's just not an effective strategy. it'll be like 6 on 1 and at the end dude will scurry away talking his shit most of the time
3) how many people can surround a gorilla at once? I'm gonna say six. Once those six are dead the next six gotta climb over their body parts and work their way through the gore. This gets exponentially worse as the fight goes on.

 

[Inori]

nobody ever said how they planned on beating the gorilla tho.. like even if its tired yall weak ass kicks and punches aint gonna take it out lol

without proper weapons yall aint doin shit.. unless you using limbs from one of the other doofs that thought it could take on a gorilla and even then your chances are slim

 

[Eyerone]

nobody ever said how they planned on beating the gorilla tho.. like even if its tired yall weak ass kicks and punches aint gonna take it out lol

without proper weapons yall aint doin shit.. unless you using limbs from one of the other doofs that thought it could take on a gorilla and even then your chances are slim

Whatchu mean


as long as they not pussy, they don’t even need a concept of a plan

 

[SeaSnake]

We gotta jump that nigga like

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First 60 people going to be dead in the first 3 mins

I was gonna say 70.

 

[Mister Breeze]

Niggas need to watch Coolie High again….

 

[Breeze DeBarge]

 

[Loneshot]

How strong is a gorilla's chin?

Lol

 

[Englishdude]

only option for a chance is to pick up removed limbs snap the bones and try stabbing the gorilla but doubt you’d have time to react in such a chaotic scenario.

 

[Infamous114]

How strong is a guerrilla's chin?

Lol

These are guerrillas

 

[Chi-Town B]

How strong is a gorilla's chin?

Lol

A human not doing any damage

 

[Playmaker88]

These are guerrillas

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cryin

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

this shit is hilarious casue niggas got more smoke for 100 men vs a gorilla than women picking a random bear in the woods

 

[Inori]

 

[TonyDubbz]

Dubbz walked in like “alright guys I’ll be the gorilla today..”

Boy u sick as hell for this

i was out in public n couldnt respond at the time

 

[konceptjones]

I say the first 10 dudes gotta be some big ass fightin' muhfuckas like Brice Akuesson or some shit.

I'm still gonna be at the back with the pointy stick tho...

 

[genocide_cutter]

 

[Duwop]

nobody ever said how they planned on beating the gorilla tho.. like even if its tired yall weak ass kicks and punches aint gonna take it out lol

without proper weapons yall aint doin shit.. unless you using limbs from one of the other doofs that thought it could take on a gorilla and even then your chances are slim

Choke it
.cut off it's air