“Why Are You Always So Quiet?”

[Allah_U_Akbar]

Had an old woman ask me, “Don’t you ever talk?”

What am I supposed to say?














What are some of the dumbest questions you’ve been asked in your lifetime?

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

@Elzo69Renaissance

@Chi-town B


Fam, I know this thread probably ain’t gonna go platinum, and it might not meet up to y’all’s standards...


I just thought it would be interesting to hear about stupid questions ( rhetorical or otherwise) that you’ve been asked.

 

[DOS_patos]

Can I stay in your empty house rent free while I rent out my house?

 

[DOS_patos]

Is it black people in Switzerland

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

ABW Administration, feel free to lock or delete this discussion if it doesn’t quite measure up.

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Past jobs in retail, in full uniform, name tag on, literally working....

Customer: "excuse me do u work here?"

 

[Rubato]

Adults asking other adults what their favorite color is

 

[DOS_patos]

Past jobs in retail, in full uniform, name tag on, literally working....

Customer: "excuse me do u work here?"

Me with my street clothes and holding a hand basket.

do you work here?

 

[DOS_patos]

Do you speak Swedish in Switzerland

 

[Chicity]

I gots nothing

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

Is it black people in Switzerland

Now, see...

I don’t really have a problem with that question.

Even though we’re everywhere....

There are some places where black folks are almost non-existent.

 

[ChicagoFigure]

"what's your sign?"

?

 

[DOS_patos]

Now, see...

I don’t really have a problem with that question.

Even though we’re everywhere....

There are some places where black folks are almost non-existent.

Well here ain’t one of them.
Tins if Africans in the French speaking part.

but black Americans.....very small population. Mostly female. Like 98%

 

[Rubato]

"what's your sign?"

?

Lol

This one lets you know it’s a lay up if you want it

 

[Duwop]

I hate when dead beat old head niggaz make jokes about me "baby sitting" my own damn kids


"Oh you was home baby sitting?"

Nigga....I live with them. Maybe if your dumb ass ain't look at it as baby sitting you would have lived with your kids their whole childhood too....

I said this before to one of my wife's uncle's..... Them niggaz be asking for the disrespect tho....

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Lol

This one lets you know it’s a lay up if you want it

Back when I was single I would partake while smh'ing to death

Even worse when this is brought up without the pursuit of intercourse

 

[Michael Curry Jordan]

Question: Are you hungry?

 

[Ironman]

:Can I see your glasses that I no way in any shape or form could afford to replace if I happened to drop them?"

 

[Word....Life]

I’m not sure if I’m bein’ asked a question in Spanish when people automatically assume I speak it...THAT shit bothers me...

Had a old Puerto Rican dude speakin’ Spanish to me for 15 mins 1 night outside tha club while I was smokin’...til this day I couldn’t even slightly tell you WTF tha conversation was about...wasn’t in no kinda “aggression” towards me so I think we was on tha same side

:shrug2:

 

[Rubato]

:Can I see your glasses that I no way in any shape or form could afford to replace if I happened to drop them?"

Followed by “daaaamn you blind as hell”