2026: Back to the randomness

Got this app on my phone that you guys should check out
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It reminds you that you are going to die, multiple times a day, with very insightful messages
 
You know something that bother me that bitches do?

Like, when they want you to spend time wit them, but they don’t have a leg to stand on to feel like they legit deserve more of your time and energy. So they low key be passive aggressive about the shit.

Like, they’ll actually spend time with themselves or their friends doing shit. They’ll talk about it with you.

And then say shit like..”just as the sky was turning pink and the sun was going down. I heard the music around me and everyone was happy and I thought, I wish you were here with me”


Like bitch…

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How did this become about me?
 
If I was a teacher, I'd prefer B as that's more my natural style...

But if there was a dress code, I'd do E
 
I've been taught the most by 5

1 always seemed like the new guy

Don't think I've ever seen 2 if it means he keeps the hoodie and hat on the entire time

I think I've seen 4 as a substitute teacher

3 is in college a lot
 
My son thinks I should be climate control at his school. He thinks the kids would fucke with me enough to deescalate conflicts and help kids return to class without a write up....

I was like, if I hit the mega millions, and don't gotta worry about money...I would do that shit.


Cuz that shit really is a needed presence in schools, and it meant a lot that my son thinks I can do that shit effectively.... But that shit pay like 38k.... Who can live off of that?
 
Duwop said:
My son thinks I should be climate control at his school. He thinks the kids would fucke with me enough to deescalate conflicts and help kids return to class without a write up....

I was like, if I hit the mega millions, and don't gotta worry about money...I would do that shit.


Cuz that shit really is a needed presence in schools, and it meant a lot that my son thinks I can do that shit effectively.... But that shit pay like 38k.... Who can live off of that?
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Ehhh I don't think that'd be a good idea. Break up a fight and the kid tells their parent and the parent sues you for millions for putting your hands on their kid

It's stupid but I could definitely see it happening
 
RandomOne said:
Ehhh I don't think that'd be a good idea. Break up a fight and the kid tells their parent and the parent sues you for millions for putting your hands on their kid

It's stupid but I could definitely see it happening
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It's a wild ass job. Like I see how it's needed... But shit, it's essentially a high school bouncer/counsellor hybrid... With less pay than the counsellor...

Kudos to the brothers who do it for the right reasons.... But I feel like a gig like that.... Imma be exposed to adults I am totally not feeling
 
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