One time a homeboy of mine asked/said....
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T. Sanford
T. Sanford/Trill Doggy Dog (Legion Of Trill)
One of my home boys was without a whip for a minute. I forgot why but at times, he wouldn't have his ducks in the row. Sometimes he can be irresponsible. I was going out of town on another Michigan run, and he asked can he borrow my car while I was out of town. I was confused because my car is set up that it don't move unless I'm in it
Black_Samson
OG
That actually called ābeing in tractionāThis was around the Carter 3 and he had been listening to Mr. Carter
He asked me, with a straight face "say, what did he mean when he said "feet up... like a paraplegic"
Nigga are you serious right now???
Come to think of it she said a lot of wild shit in regards to that nigga. We drove around looking for him one day for hours. She pulled up to this crack house and said ācome on, letās go in!ā
I went home and aināt visit her for a good minute.
I went home and aināt visit her for a good minute.
Elzo69Renaissance
Niggas online ratting then calling it content
My best homie and them had beef w the niggas around the corner like real on sight death beef w the dudes 2 blocks away like niggas sharing a train station and shit
So one day we catch one of them niggas put the beats on him a week a later I hit my homie to check in he like man niggas jumped me then as he on the ground he hears a zipper opening one of them dudes pulled it out to pee on him ā¦..
So one day we catch one of them niggas put the beats on him a week a later I hit my homie to check in he like man niggas jumped me then as he on the ground he hears a zipper opening one of them dudes pulled it out to pee on him ā¦..
Doc Holloway
Active Member
Playing call of duty one day with my friends. One of the dudes I was real cool with since middle school just asked meā what did I do to make it to the egg firstā
This nigga was known to say dumb off the wall shit and make up extreme scenarios so at times I never payed him no mind.
Back to the story :
Me: what you talking about now bruh
Him: nigga think about it. You here, you got to your momās egg first. How you do it? I know me I swam pass them other niggas like get out the way Iām getting to that egg.
Me: ( Staring at the wall to the left of me puzzled) Yo coop Iām not about to entertain that question because itās dumb.
Him: itās not dumb itās real shit. All those other sperms but you weee the one that made it. You triumphed.
Me: no itās dumb because Iām sure youāre the only person that ever brought that up as a serious question and was not joking. I never thought of that and never would until you just asked me that.
That shit zoned me out so bad I started losing on the game and contemplating our friendship and all the dumb stuff he would say in the past came full circle. I remembered my brother asking was my friend slow one time.
This nigga was known to say dumb off the wall shit and make up extreme scenarios so at times I never payed him no mind.
Back to the story :
Me: what you talking about now bruh
Him: nigga think about it. You here, you got to your momās egg first. How you do it? I know me I swam pass them other niggas like get out the way Iām getting to that egg.
Me: ( Staring at the wall to the left of me puzzled) Yo coop Iām not about to entertain that question because itās dumb.
Him: itās not dumb itās real shit. All those other sperms but you weee the one that made it. You triumphed.
Me: no itās dumb because Iām sure youāre the only person that ever brought that up as a serious question and was not joking. I never thought of that and never would until you just asked me that.
That shit zoned me out so bad I started losing on the game and contemplating our friendship and all the dumb stuff he would say in the past came full circle. I remembered my brother asking was my friend slow one time.
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Never , I'm a grown man & hang with females
Kneegrow
Have any of your "lady" friends said some wild stuff
he does this in every thread. He lives such a fun life!
Kneegrow
Have any of your "lady" friends said some wild stuff
āI hang with femalesā like females donāt say crazy shit.
Knock_Twice
2 Words
Friend: Man, I just do it my own way, yall can keep that check up/doctor shit, I got my own way of knowing
Me: What's your way? Tell us
Friend: the way you can tell she's burning, take some ear wax outta your left ear and put it on her cat, and if she jumps that's how you know
Me: And that works for you?
Friend: Haven't seen a doctor yet nigga, "walks off"
Me: What's your way? Tell us
Friend: the way you can tell she's burning, take some ear wax outta your left ear and put it on her cat, and if she jumps that's how you know
Me: And that works for you?
Friend: Haven't seen a doctor yet nigga, "walks off"
loud-ninja
Here to point out the illogical
Knock_Twice
2 Words
Nah it wasn't that dude, but it was a time, the nigga:
He wit a chick, I'm chilling on the side of them, letting him rock out, I hear out the nigga mouth he tells the chick, "yea, shid, I gotta get up early and fly to Cali, I'm bout to go and shoot a Coalgate commercial on tomorrow"
Her : oh for real, look at you, you all that huh, I see. you got pretty and white teeth.
Him: yea, yea, it aint nothing "laughs" "shows teeth"
Me: tears forming in my eyes from holding my laugh LMAO
Not sure if that counts for this premise of this thread, but LMAO
Nigga said it with a straight face.
RusselWilsonJr
Who do you think you are? I am
lolā¦I had a similar type thing where I spent hours early morning looking for a friends wife
And it turns out she was at a family function the whole time. We get there, he goes in and gets her. As soon as they get in the yard, the family jumped him.
And when they look and saw I was the car that brought him. When they approached the car, I drove off and went home