One time a homeboy of mine asked/said....
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Maywood
FACTS
My guy Best friend too
Bears vs Packers Monday night football bout to start
Nigga said hey let me see the remote , I'm already triggered b/c the game bout to start
I said man if you don't turn the fucking channel back
watching that hoodrat babble
Safe to say I ain't speak to dude in years
Bears vs Packers Monday night football bout to start
Nigga said hey let me see the remote , I'm already triggered b/c the game bout to start
This MF turned to Love & Hip Hop & said & I quote " my girl got me watching this "
I said man if you don't turn the fucking channel back
Safe to say I ain't speak to dude in years
Homeboy has a threesome with his girl, but it was with a chick he knew, and he got caught after the threesome still fucking with shorty. So his girl says the only way they stay together is if she gets to fuck someone he knows.
Guess who this dumb ass calls?
Guess who this dumb ass calls?
Did you do it?Homeboy has a threesome with his girl, but it was with a chick he knew, and he got caught after the threesome still fucking with shorty. So his girl says the only way they stay together is if she gets to fuck someone he knows.
Guess who this dumb ass calls?
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
This is the real question here.
Fuck no. Fuck I look like risking my marriage cuz he's a dumb ass.??
I did ask him who's idea was to let me fuck, him or his girl..... Nigga stopped talking to me for YEARS
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
Fuck no. Fuck I look like risking my marriage cuz he's a dumb ass.??
I did ask him who's idea was to let me fuck, him or his girl..... Nigga stopped talking to me for YEARS
Oh, this was Married Du he was asking? That's different.
Good job bruh, evil lurks about.
If it was single Du would you have done it?Fuck no. Fuck I look like risking my marriage cuz he's a dumb ass.??
I did ask him who's idea was to let me fuck, him or his girl..... Nigga stopped talking to me for YEARS
Yeah this was about 5 years ago before the pandemic..... Shit was savage, cuz his girl was actually kinda bad.
Prolly not...Dude is/was an habitual fuck up.... It's always best to stay outta his bullshit. There's so many ways that could have came back on me married or not....
I remember once his little sister's best friend needed a place to crash for a few months, and he was always tryna smash shorty, but LIVED with his baby mom/girl at the time....
So you living with your baby mom and y'all kid.....
She was cool enough to let this bad ass chick who's your little sisters friend stay at y'all house... And this nigga had the NERVE to be pissed about me coming over to chill with the shorty in her room with the door closed.
That shit was wild and hilarious, I ain't even smash that shorty, but watching the mental gymnastics and crash out he was going thru just cuz we would close the door was ridiculous. I knew better years later when he asked me some dumb shit like that
Elzo69Renaissance
Niggas online ratting then calling it content
Lmao Iām fucking cryingMy guy Best friend too
Bears vs Packers Monday night football bout to start
Nigga said hey let me see the remote , I'm already triggered b/c the game bout to start
This MF turned to Love & Hip Hop & said & I quote " my girl got me watching this "
I said man if you don't turn the fucking channel back
Safe to say I ain't speak to dude in years
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Elzo69Renaissance
Niggas online ratting then calling it content
Iām at a bar w my surburban homie he tells me
He s at a bar one day in the burbs like the only black dude there type shit then this older cac walks up to him and is like my wife over there thinks u attractive
Iām like what happened next he like I went home w them and smashed Iām like while dude was watching and all that weird shit he like yep bust my nut then got up outta there
Clown ass nigga could have gotten kidnapped or caught something
He s at a bar one day in the burbs like the only black dude there type shit then this older cac walks up to him and is like my wife over there thinks u attractive
Iām like what happened next he like I went home w them and smashed Iām like while dude was watching and all that weird shit he like yep bust my nut then got up outta there
Clown ass nigga could have gotten kidnapped or caught something
RusselWilsonJr
Who do you think you are? I am
Driving around with a colleague and we saw young college girls going out for the evening, it was about dusk on a summer evening. They had short black skirts and halter tops.
Walking down a street in an area thatās halfway gentrified. I made a comment that they arenāt to aware of where they are, their outfits and little pocket books. They are in more danger than they know.
Then I thought about it and said, well, in all honesty they shouldnāt have to worry about things like that and should be able to enjoy being young and in college and shouldnāt have to worry about some dude raping them.
I then said, ion even understand how a dude would want to rape a woman, how can you enjoy having sex with a woman thatās terrified and feels violated like that, how can you even do that.
He then said, shit, sometimes you just see something you want so bad that itās hard to just not take it.
To which my reaction was
āAyoā
Walking down a street in an area thatās halfway gentrified. I made a comment that they arenāt to aware of where they are, their outfits and little pocket books. They are in more danger than they know.
Then I thought about it and said, well, in all honesty they shouldnāt have to worry about things like that and should be able to enjoy being young and in college and shouldnāt have to worry about some dude raping them.
I then said, ion even understand how a dude would want to rape a woman, how can you enjoy having sex with a woman thatās terrified and feels violated like that, how can you even do that.
He then said, shit, sometimes you just see something you want so bad that itās hard to just not take it.
To which my reaction was
āAyoā
The Lonious Monk
Celestial Souljah
I had a homeboy that never wore condoms in college. That nigga had the nerve to say "I don't mind hitting a chick that's burning as long as her disease is bacterial."
Old Man Cain
OG
My cousin asked me to hand him the gun that he put in my car that I didn't know about so he could shoot some nigga in the parking lot of the club that he got into it with.
I said I beg your pardon?
I said I beg your pardon?
Old Man Cain
OG
This whole conversation was awkward but homeboy would've got the fuck out of my car with that comment.
RusselWilsonJr
Who do you think you are? I am
I thought about telling the one where my colleagues told me about them having homeless people do an homeless Olympics and one of the events was who can eat the hottest pepper for a dollar.
But that one was worst
