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IP360 said:
@deadeye, 116 b.c.
"Every roll is an opportunity"

Bio: Look...if you ain't 300lb or more, then don't waste my time. I'm a SSBBW lover FO' LIFE!

Looking for: Skinny women need not apply. To my sexy chunky ladies, get at ya boy. Inbox my your weight, followed by a pic of your arms, and let's get this chunky party started.
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@Love

"I dont know"

Status: wouldn't u like to know

Bio: I was born in.....Chillle lemme stop before I get myself in trouble

Looking For: You..you know who you are. But don't be who you're not supposed to be because I'm not interested. Unless, you are who you are supposed to be. In that case, baby you know I'm looking for you.
 
ReGermz_Flash said:
@Love

"I dont know"

Status: wouldn't u like to know

Bio: I was born in.....Chillle lemme stop before I get myself in trouble

Looking For: You..you know who you are. But don't be who you're not supposed to be because I'm not interested. Unless, you are who you are supposed to be. In that case, baby you know I'm looking for you.
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Lmao smhhh
 
Goldie, 32
"14th Level Dungeons & Dragons Warlock. Act like ya know!"

Bio: If you're reading this, then I already ran your background, followed by wiretapping ya phone...email...crib...ya mama's crib...plus access to all your social media accounts.

Looking for: A woman who is trustworthy. It's not that I don't trust you...I just don't trust you. Must sign a contract stating I gain weekly access to your password. Non-negotiable.
 
@Meeks, 27
"Don't ask me for shyt. You don't like it...EAT MY AZZZ!"

Bio: If you lookin just to fucc, move along. I ain't got time for the bs...OKUURRRR!

Looking for: Nothin. What I look like "lookin" for someone?? Bitch plz. Inbox me and I MIGHT respond. If that's not good enough...EAT MY AZZZ!
 
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ReGermz_Flash said:
@Kandy

"Chiiiillllllld please"

Status:I'm single, but I got a friend, we dont have sex tho, we fuck

Bio: Lemme tell yuuuu, ion know WHY these niggaz think ol Kandy is the one. But lemme be the first to tell you, I...(clap)...aint... (clap)...the one (clap clap)..u hear me bew bew? Kandy ain't the one,..I have a son, him and his daddy ain't yo business.

Looking for: I ain't looking for shit
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LMAO @ the clappin
 
ReGermz_Flash said:
@Love

"I dont know"

Status: wouldn't u like to know

Bio: I was born in.....Chillle lemme stop before I get myself in trouble

Looking For: You..you know who you are. But don't be who you're not supposed to be because I'm not interested. Unless, you are who you are supposed to be. In that case, baby you know I'm looking for you.
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:imdead:
 
IP360 said:
Goldie, 32
"14th Level Dungeons & Dragons Warlock. Act like ya know!"

Bio: If you're reading this, then I already ran your background, followed by wiretapping ya phone...email...crib...ya mama's crib...plus access to all your social media accounts.

Looking for: A woman who is trustworthy. It's not that I don't trust you...I just don't trust you. Must sign a contract stating I gain weekly access to your password. Non-negotiable.
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I swear this nigga @IP360 is Mal on the low lol . These are the last 2 niggas u want relationship advice from lol


This is some shit IP would say

 
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