Write a posters dating profile bio.

[Loquacious]

@AP21, 35
“no dignity, no doubt”
Single

Bio: I’m a black gentleman.

Looking for:
At this point just have a vagina.

 

[AP4.0]

@AP21, 35
“no dignity, no doubt”
Single

Bio: I’m a black gentleman.

Looking for:
At this point just have a vagina.

This is extremely accurate

 

[Loquacious]

@ReGermz_Flash ,45
“Nothing is wrong with me, it’s you”
I don’t know if I’m married or not.

Bio: *insert a long paragraph of Shit he only understands*

Looking for: I’m not looking for anything, you’re looking for me.

 

[Goldie]

@AP21, 35
“no dignity, no doubt”
Single

Bio: I’m a black gentleman.

Looking for:
At this point just have a vagina.

Did u mean to write "Dignity" or was that a typo? lol

 

[Loquacious]

Did u mean to write "Dignity" or was that a typo? lol

Purpose.

 

[1/2]

@shutupGabi , 23 and dont fuckin ask me again
"tryna be hard, but they aint got no heart"

Bio: stop acting like a bitch.... reading bios and shit, whats up?

Looking for: Bruh, pick me up at 8:30.

Ay, bring a gar too.

 

[Goldie]

@Kandy , old af
"I'm cool as shit"


Bio: I already know you're gonna cheat on me but what's up? Forreal tho, don't cheat on me.


Looking for: I can't be checked, but if you can't check me don't waste your time.

 

[Loquacious]

@Kandy , old af
"I'm cool as shit"


Bio: I already know you're gonna cheat on me but what's up? Forreal tho, don't cheat on me.


Looking for: I can't be checked, but if you can't check me don't waste your time.

Yo lmaooooooooooooooo
I just told somebody I was gonna be cheated on today!

 

[IP360]

@deadeye, 116 b.c.
"Every roll is an opportunity"

Bio: Look...if you ain't 300lb or more, then don't waste my time. I'm a SSBBW lover FO' LIFE!

Looking for: Skinny women need not apply. To my sexy chunky ladies, get at ya boy. Inbox my your weight, followed by a pic of your arms, and let's get this chunky party started.

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

@ReGermz_Flash ,45
“Nothing is wrong with me, it’s you”
I don’t know if I’m married or not.

Bio: *insert a long paragraph of Shit he only understands*

Looking for: I’m not looking for anything, you’re looking for me.

Very accurate...lol, 45

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

@Kandy

"Chiiiillllllld please"

Status:I'm single, but I got a friend, we dont have sex tho, we fuck

Bio: Lemme tell yuuuu, ion know WHY these niggaz think ol Kandy is the one. But lemme be the first to tell you, I...(clap)...aint... (clap)...the one (clap clap)..u hear me bew bew? Kandy ain't the one,..I have a son, him and his daddy ain't yo business.

Looking for: I ain't looking for shit

 

[🌊City]

I chuckled throughout

 

[Loquacious]

@Kandy

"Chiiiillllllld please"

Status:I'm single, but I got a friend, we dont have sex tho, we fuck

Bio: Lemme tell yuuuu, ion know WHY these niggaz think ol Kandy is the one. But lemme be the first to tell you, I...(clap)...aint... (clap)...the one (clap clap)..u hear me bew bew? Kandy ain't the one,..I have a son, him and his daddy ain't yo business.

Looking for: I ain't looking for shit

It's so funny how yall think I talk like some ghetto ass person. hahaaaaa

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

@Whis Khalifa

"Aye Bruh"

Status: Blazed

Bio: (Full of deep, meaningful and afrocentric shit that most niggaz stop reading and scan for words like "fuck" "sex" and "head".

Looking for: "aye bruh"..see what I did there..?

:Pathetic:no u didnt u dumb fuck

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

@Goldie

"Let's be real"

Status: Lets be real, you dont care

Bio: Let's be real, im young, I'm paid, I'm swagged out and handsome. You hoes dont care bout nothing else. Look bitch, peep my profile pic and DM for details. I'll respond if you're my type. I'm booked and busy If you know what I mean.

Looking for a soul mate

 

[Whis Khalifa]

@Whis Khalifa

"Aye Bruh"

Status: Blazed

Bio: (Full of deep, meaningful and afrocentric shit that most niggaz stop reading and scan for words like "fuck" "sex" and "head".

Looking for: "aye bruh"..see what I did there..?

:Pathetic:no u didnt u dumb fuck

Lol silly

 

[Goldie]

@Goldie

"Let's be real"

Status: Lets be real, you dont care

Bio: Let's be real, im young, I'm paid, I'm swagged out and handsome. You hoes dont care bout nothing else. Look bitch, peep my profile pic and DM for details. I'll respond if you're my type. I'm booked and busy If you know what I mean.

Looking for a soul mate

Talked all that shit to cap it off with "lookin for a soul mate" lol this nigga

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

@AP21

"Nina Sky ..Larger Professor"

Status: Single and feeling Sky high, like I got away with Larceny

Bio: You know, some say what you deny comes out in weird and strange ways. I don't believe that though. I believe you cant deny you into me.

Looking for: Sky scrapper love, with largest heart

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

@Kandy , old af
"I'm cool as shit"


Bio: I already know you're gonna cheat on me but what's up? Forreal tho, don't cheat on me.


Looking for: I can't be checked, but if you can't check me don't waste your time.

Lol..that looking for is real life Gemnini shit

 

[Goldie]

@Chicity , 30+
" - Insert Random Kanye Lyric"

Bio: I stopped believing in love years ago, but here I am.


Looking For: We're both gonna leave with our hearts broke, but lets enjoy the ride.