man i damn near choked on my limoncello reading this.....LMAO!!!!My first year in Panama
Title: How To Bag Bitches With Google Translate
man,.....that shit works wonders..
from what i had heard.
not like i would do something like this
man i damn near choked on my limoncello reading this.....LMAO!!!!My first year in Panama
Title: How To Bag Bitches With Google Translate
That took mad balls.Man I never told this story.
Summer 2014, I was 24, about 100k in debt, was a college drop out, no job, and back at my parents crib in NJ.
In early 2015, I got a job for a big bank as a senior developer in NC making 75k a year.
The story is so wild. I taught myself how to program with java and c#. That took me till late 2014.
At that point I created a fake resume with 5 years of experience and started job hunting.
Finally got hired in March.
Man I cant begin to explain how funny some of those first few interviews were. Here I am in interviews, a supposed developer with 5 years of experience and cant answer the most basic questions.
With each interview though I took notes, got better, got a job on my 12th interview.
The only issue was that the job was in NC.
So I was getting ready to walk into a job where I was expected to perform at a senior level, in a state I never been in and knew no one.
So I packed up and left Jersey 2 days before what was supposed to be my first day with nothing but the clothes on my back and a G from my pops to buy work clothes with once I got to NC.
Shit was wild. Left my fam behind, kissed my girl and dipped.
Stopped by my pops on the way out, he saw me looking shook and told me to stop thinking and gtfoh.
9 hour drive to NC, almost broke down and turned back a bunch of times.
Finally got to NC, found a cheap motel and went to sleep shook.
Next day, went shopping and bought some shirts and pants.
And the next day, went in for my first day. Man I sweating, quiet as a mouse. Shit was wild.
First few weeks I was shook everyday that I would lose the job. I was able to keep it too and been killing it since.
Shit would make a funny ass movie.
Man I never told this story.
Summer 2014, I was 24, about 100k in debt, was a college drop out, no job, and back at my parents crib in NJ.
In early 2015, I got a job for a big bank as a senior developer in NC making 75k a year.
The story is so wild. I taught myself how to program with java and c#. That took me till late 2014.
At that point I created a fake resume with 5 years of experience and started job hunting.
Finally got hired in March.
Man I cant begin to explain how funny some of those first few interviews were. Here I am in interviews, a supposed developer with 5 years of experience and cant answer the most basic questions.
With each interview though I took notes, got better, got a job on my 12th interview.
The only issue was that the job was in NC.
So I was getting ready to walk into a job where I was expected to perform at a senior level, in a state I never been in and knew no one.
So I packed up and left Jersey 2 days before what was supposed to be my first day with nothing but the clothes on my back and a G from my pops to buy work clothes with once I got to NC.
Shit was wild. Left my fam behind, kissed my girl and dipped.
Stopped by my pops on the way out, he saw me looking shook and told me to stop thinking and gtfoh.
9 hour drive to NC, almost broke down and turned back a bunch of times.
Finally got to NC, found a cheap motel and went to sleep shook.
Next day, went shopping and bought some shirts and pants.
And the next day, went in for my first day. Man I sweating, quiet as a mouse. Shit was wild.
First few weeks I was shook everyday that I would lose the job. I was able to keep it too and been killing it since.
Shit would make a funny ass movie.
thats whats up.Man I never told this story.
Summer 2014, I was 24, about 100k in debt, was a college drop out, no job, and back at my parents crib in NJ.
In early 2015, I got a job for a big bank as a senior developer in NC making 75k a year.
The story is so wild. I taught myself how to program with java and c#. That took me till late 2014.
At that point I created a fake resume with 5 years of experience and started job hunting.
Finally got hired in March.
Man I cant begin to explain how funny some of those first few interviews were. Here I am in interviews, a supposed developer with 5 years of experience and cant answer the most basic questions.
With each interview though I took notes, got better, got a job on my 12th interview.
The only issue was that the job was in NC.
So I was getting ready to walk into a job where I was expected to perform at a senior level, in a state I never been in and knew no one.
So I packed up and left Jersey 2 days before what was supposed to be my first day with nothing but the clothes on my back and a G from my pops to buy work clothes with once I got to NC.
Shit was wild. Left my fam behind, kissed my girl and dipped.
Stopped by my pops on the way out, he saw me looking shook and told me to stop thinking and gtfoh.
9 hour drive to NC, almost broke down and turned back a bunch of times.
Finally got to NC, found a cheap motel and went to sleep shook.
Next day, went shopping and bought some shirts and pants.
And the next day, went in for my first day. Man I sweating, quiet as a mouse. Shit was wild.
First few weeks I was shook everyday that I would lose the job. I was able to keep it too and been killing it since.
Shit would make a funny ass movie.
Not going to the military was mad smart. I think I would have gotten dishonorable dischargedLet's see.......
My first 8weeks of Basic had 4 Counseling Statements and an Article 15. I showed up half fro, half cornrows, they only cut my fro and told me I had to wait to the other half cut. That took like 4-5days. Pissed the bed from so many hydration formations. Had 3 DS ready to throw hands (1 white, 1 Asian, 1 female). Got all the way to the last overnight ruck march and then was recycled. Every other day I was getting smoked for something stupid. Stole the firing pin from my weapon cause it cool. They found it when we got put bunks tossed......and of lastly, got caught in the female barracks
In my head, I was innocent of all the charges.....
So you walked around with half buzz cut half corn rows for 4-5 days?Let's see.......
My first 8weeks of Basic had 4 Counseling Statements and an Article 15. I showed up half fro, half cornrows, they only cut my fro and told me I had to wait to the other half cut. That took like 4-5days. Pissed the bed from so many hydration formations. Had 3 DS ready to throw hands (1 white, 1 Asian, 1 female). Got all the way to the last overnight ruck march and then was recycled. Every other day I was getting smoked for something stupid. Stole the firing pin from my weapon cause it cool. They found it when we got put bunks tossed......and of lastly, got caught in the female barracks
In my head, I was innocent of all the charges.....
Let's see.......
My first 8weeks of Basic had 4 Counseling Statements and an Article 15. I showed up half fro, half cornrows, they only cut my fro and told me I had to wait to the other half cut. That took like 4-5days. Pissed the bed from so many hydration formations. Had 3 DS ready to throw hands (1 white, 1 Asian, 1 female). Got all the way to the last overnight ruck march and then was recycled. Every other day I was getting smoked for something stupid. Stole the firing pin from my weapon cause it cool. They found it when we got put bunks tossed......and of lastly, got caught in the female barracks
In my head, I was innocent of all the charges.....
Saw a lil bit of everything during my 2 yrs working front desk at the Marriott in downtown Austin
Every kind of drunken debauchery, guests having sex in the indoor pool, celebrities staying there under fake names but I’d see em at check-in, fights outside by the valet, people leaving wild shit behind in they rooms that ended up in the lost & found...lots more I can’t think of now
I’d call it something like Late Check-Out
thats whats up.
had to be a man.
but we still gonna run the fade.
but nice to see someone making the come up.
That took mad balls.
Props.
Prolly happenes a lot in America tho
Half fro, I took the braids out thinking I was gonna go back same day but I had to wait for the next cycleSo you walked around with half buzz cut half corn rows for 4-5 days?
Like what?
even better. you need to invest that loot...dont have it sitting there looking pretty. put it to work.Bruh I just broke over a 100k recently, I dont run fades no more.
and this is all i have ever been saying.Moreso than having to be brave was desperation. When you are so desperate and dont have any other way to go, you find yourself capable of shit you would have never thought of.
i once worked at the valley forge sheraton....saw many things too.Saw a lil bit of everything during my 2 yrs working front desk at the Marriott in downtown Austin
Every kind of drunken debauchery, guests having sex in the indoor pool, celebrities staying there under fake names but I’d see em at check-in, fights outside by the valet, people leaving wild shit behind in they rooms that ended up in the lost & found...lots more I can’t think of now
I’d call it something like Late Check-Out