I knew you'd have a good story.I absolutely hate when niggas tell me they love me and I just met yo ass a few seconds ago. I absolutely hate horrible breath too.
Mannnnnn back in the AOL days my then best friend used to always find niggas to meet and I’d just tag along. So one day I tried my hand at it. This nigga was fine afff. Automatic wet vagina just from looking at him. He came in for a hug and kinda whispered something in my ear and my nose got gut punched by a stench of ass. Told that nigga he was dead ass wrong for that and left.
I wonder if anyone will admit that they turned someone off.
Lmaooooooyeah i was super pressed when i was like 13-14
scrawny w/ bigass teeth and i came on strong w the niceness like ima MAKE a bitch like me
nope lol
You and Dos gonna get me escorted out today. LMAOI have. I laughed at this dude joke and farted. Nigga was mad af!!!!!! I couldn’t help but keep laughing.
He was so mad like omg. Shit is funny af still.
LMAO... I'm done with this thread. I can't take it no more.yeah i was super pressed when i was like 13-14
scrawny w/ bigass teeth and i came on strong w the niceness like ima MAKE a bitch like me
nope lol
This shits been around since the 70s. All it makes the deers do is get skinny and latargic.
Ok...I know I said I was leaving but I saw a new post and since it was Kandy I couldn't resist....I'm crying. I literally have tears in my eyes laughing at yal'll. I'm done with this thread for real until I get home and can laugh like a nigga in peace.I met this one dude at the playground because his friend was telling me he liked me. He was nice looking. So I was like okay cool, my best friend and I can meet him. He used to watch my friend and i walk through the neighborhood. Anyway, I went over to the playground and spoke and he sounded like he could be my little sister. I asked him was that his real voice and he got mad at me.
Mad H words, lol!So I met this dude at a grocery store and he was super pressed to get together. My dad had a gig at a club so I invited him to that. Both my parents were there and I really wasn't trying to introduce dude to my family but I think he took it as a sign that he was in. He was ALL in their faces buying my dad drinks and dapping him up... the whole nine. So the band is finally about to play so we sit down and he asked me something but I'll never know what he said because his breath...oh my goodness, it should be illegal. So I'm trying to be polite by interacting with him but I can't take it. So I escape to the bar...I'm enjoying the nice clean air I'm breathing and here comes his ass saying mad h words in my damn face... so the second I noticed the piece of skin sitting on his lip that nigga hauls off and kisses me on the lips. All I can think is the audacity... and is the skin off his lip now on my lip :cry:...I jumped back and ran to the restroom and washed my damn mouth.... nasty bastard.
I wonder if he sounded that shit out first. Lmaooooooo
Niggas using baby game. If I tell her I Love her, she gots to gimme some ass now, it's Love, smh.I absolutely hate when niggas tell me they love me and I just met yo ass a few seconds ago. I absolutely hate horrible breath too.
Mannnnnn back in the AOL days my then best friend used to always find niggas to meet and I’d just tag along. So one day I tried my hand at it. This nigga was fine afff. Automatic wet vagina just from looking at him. He came in for a hug and kinda whispered something in my ear and my nose got gut punched by a stench of ass. Told that nigga he was dead ass wrong for that and left.
already a threadNew thread...when did you tell your current you live them and how?
Airheads.
I hate a ditzy bitch