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deadeye said:
Main reason why I've had the same flip phone since 2005.
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Jfc Deadeye, the gov doesnt give a shit what kinda ass you like and where you go. Not being up to date is an even bigger red flag for them. "What are you, some 'off the grid' kinda person?"
 
B_A said:
Jfc Deadeye, the gov doesnt give a shit what kinda ass you like and where you go. Not being up to date is an even bigger red flag for them. "What are you, some 'off the grid' kinda person?"
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Sad, but true.


I'd like to think that I keep a low enough profile to avoid that kind of scrutiny, but I wouldn't put it past those alphabet agencies to waste taxpayer dollars sifting through all the SSBBW porn on my hard drive.


I'm good as long as they can't get to my IC database.
 
deadeye said:
Sad, but true.


I'd like to think that I keep a low enough profile to avoid that kind of scrutiny, but I wouldn't put it past those alphabet agencies to waste taxpayer dollars sifting through all the SSBBW porn on my hard drive.


I'm good as long as they can't get to my IC database.
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Of all the people doin shit on the net why would they come for you? Get a damn phone already, shits like havin a pocket computer.
 
Kandy said:
That phone ugly af.
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It serves it's purpose though.



I don't care about it's aesthetic qualities........or lack thereof.
 
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Of all the people doin shit on the net why would they come for you? Get a damn phone already, shits like havin a pocket computer.
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I've considered it.


I guess it's a pet peeve of mine, but......for some reason......I get heated whenever I see someone's head in their smartphone and they seem totally oblivious to their surroundings.


I just don't want to become one of those people.
 
deadeye said:
I've considered it.


I guess it's a pet peeve of mine, but......for some reason......I get heated whenever I see someone's head in their smartphone and they seem totally oblivious to their surroundings.


I just don't want to become one of those people.
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True enough. If you had a phone youd get bored of staring at them and pull out your phone.

Just dont be that old ass annoying fucker who wants to "chit chat" and interrupt the rest of us.
 
I feel sorry for tha NSA agent in charge of checking my camera...that muthafucka need a raise lmao
 
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True enough. If you had a phone youd get bored of staring at them and pull out your phone.

Just dont be that old ass annoying fucker who wants to "chit chat" and interrupt the rest of us.
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Nah, I'm more of the type to startle you when you finally look up from your phone and see me staring at you with the creep face.
 
Man ate way too much. Motherfuckers had deep fried Turkey. That shit was good as fuck. Got like 3 plates. Plus all types of dessert.

Now im sipping some good fucking scotch on the rocks. What a good fucking day.
 
Plus I won a $100 on the games so far. Put $20 of my winnings on the Falcons. Not expecting them to win but its a $130 payout if they do so fuck it.
 
i just think i gave my self the best hair cut of my history, im about to go shower and put some product in it and style it... i might get me some pussy for christmas
 
konceptjones said:
Wife made chit'lins again. I've spent most of the day hiding in the home office with mad incense lit up. My two youngest daughters been holed up in their bedrooms. My son came out of his room like "Eeeeeeeeeeeew! It smells like doo doo and rotten pork chops out here!"

I got windows open to air it out even though it's cold as fuck outside and it still smells like shit and sweaty feet in here.
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I thought when you cooked those you pose to put onions and potatoes to absorb/ kill that smell.
 
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