My body count would be so much higher if I could tell when chicks be throwing it at me
Was in the store today, got some sliced turkey at the deli
Chick at the register scans it, then goes "that sandwich meat twelve dollars?!?!"
I'm like "yea..."
Her: looks at shorty I'm with "y'all dating"
Me: (reply here)
Her: "oh y'all look like brother and sister"
Its not until I'm in the car halfway home that I realize, she prolly was thinking "damn I need a nigga that spend $12 on sandwich meat"
She was ugly though so its all good
