2026: Back to the randomness

You ever fuck somebody game up??

Dude I used to work with is dating a chick I work with now. She been talking about this nigga for weeks, and even sometimes she's on the phone with him in the office. Well I never thought of it, cuz I don't really know anyone with the name he was using.

Then one day, I'm in the office talking about something random while she was on the phone with him. And he was like, hol up.... That dude sounds familiar, what's his name. She tells him my name, and he's like oh shit, I used to work with him. She handed me the phone, and I'm like.... Nigga that ain't your name, fuck you got going on??

Whole thing went to shit.
 
go change some break pads niggas
Says the nigga that just renamed himself after an anime. Word.

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You ever fuck somebody game up??

Dude I used to work with is dating a chick I work with now. She been talking about this nigga for weeks, and even sometimes she's on the phone with him in the office. Well I never thought of it, cuz I don't really know anyone with the name he was using.

Then one day, I'm in the office talking about something random while she was on the phone with him. And he was like, hol up.... That dude sounds familiar, what's his name. She tells him my name, and he's like oh shit, I used to work with him. She handed me the phone, and I'm like.... Nigga that ain't your name, fuck you got going on??

Whole thing went to shit.
At first I thought you were in the wrong for blowing his spot up

But nope

It’s all his own fault

A. Tell her from the start your real name

Or

B. He should have never asked to you to be put on the phone. He should have just had the thought “wow he sounds just like my old co worker” and that’s it. Then proceed to keep the lie that is his false name
 
This ever happen to yall? I hate when I order shit, get the notification that its delivered and that raggedy mf just standing by the elevator still looking at me goofy in the face. The plan was to not have to interact with some random.

 
This ever happen to yall? I hate when I order shit, get the notification that its delivered and that raggedy mf just standing by the elevator still looking at me goofy in the face. The plan was to not have to interact with some random.


Okay so quick story on some Du shit but I’m not gonna be as long winded as that fuck nigga

I was high and ordered DoorDash

Shit said it was delivered

I go out there and this African was walking up my driveway and I was pissed

This nigga gonna talk to me hand me the bag and talk to me more when I’m high as shit and now I’m even more irritable

Then as I’m about to go back in this nigga says oh wait I gotta take a pic

This nigga gonna take a pic of me holding the bag and its like 11pm and I look crazy

I was so fucking pissed man
 


@Freeman we getting played bro

Most of them are just there for clout and to get famous. Everyone on that show has a talent agent. That curtain was lifted for me years and years ago lmao. As long as it's not scripted im cool. I really just want to see how people act in different scenarios. Thats all I watch reality tv shows for.
 
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