2026: Back to the randomness

I gotta story to share
July 2nd, 2026.
4:04 a.m. CST


Im kicking it with this chick, she watches and dogs and shit as a side hustle, she asked could she watch some dogs over the weekend at my cribbo, she wanted to kick it with me, I said its cool, she would use the money she made to wash my car, I said....uhh ok..

But I said yea, cat comes over, 2 dogs come over. I said we gotta separate the two, put one in the back of the cribbo, the cat, and the 2 dogs in the front.

FF
4:03 a.m.
Im knocked out, prolly dreaming about another bitch, when something just power drives onto my head. Crash.
I wake up...

The fucking cat, had done crawled on top of the bed post, waited for a good 2 mins, looking down at me as I slept peacefully, and he jumped off that bitch and lands on my hard on my head. I bet that fucker said weeeeee when he took off, I wakes up and toss that fucker and get to swinging...she hollering thinking something is happening or whatever. .

I'm yelling, get'em off me, get'em off me..
I run after the fucker to put him in the room where he's supposed to be at.

She talkin bout she forgot to lock in the room.

Motherfucker
 
Knock_Twice said:
I gotta story to share
July 2nd, 2026.
4:04 a.m. CST


Im kicking it with this chick, she watches and dogs and shit as a side hustle, she asked could she watch some dogs over the weekend at my cribbo, she wanted to kick it with me, I said its cool, she would use the money she made to wash my car, I said....uhh ok..

But I said yea, cat comes over, 2 dogs come over. I said we gotta separate the two, put one in the back of the cribbo, the cat, and the 2 dogs in the front.

FF
4:03 a.m.
Im knocked out, prolly dreaming about another bitch, when something just power drives onto my head. Crash.
I wake up...

The fucking cat, had done crawled on top of the bed post, waited for a good 2 mins, looking down at me as I slept peacefully, and he jumped off that bitch and lands on my hard on my head. I bet that fucker said weeeeee when he took off, I wakes up and toss that fucker and get to swinging...she hollering thinking something is happening or whatever. .

I'm yelling, get'em off me, get'em off me..
I run after the fucker to put him in the room where he's supposed to be at.

She talkin bout she forgot to lock in the room.

Motherfucker
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Knock_Twice said:
I gotta story to share
July 2nd, 2026.
4:04 a.m. CST


Im kicking it with this chick, she watches and dogs and shit as a side hustle, she asked could she watch some dogs over the weekend at my cribbo, she wanted to kick it with me,
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You should have said no right then and there and caught her at another time. You deserve what happened 😂 horny man that Cat is the real hero of this story.
 
Duwop said:
Them saxophones replaced jet 2 holidays
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I hate seeing white people use it in their content knowing most of them never even watched Boyz n the hood and understand the significance. To them the significance of that is seeing black people use it in live memes. Hella annoying. 🤦🏿
 
Freeman said:
I hate seeing white people use it in their content knowing most of them never even watched Boyz n the hood and understand the significance. To them the significance of that is seeing black people use it in live memes. Hella annoying. 🤦🏿
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Like the white chick who said she wanna be like Felicia cuz she's always going somewhere. 🤦🏿‍♂️
 
Freeman said:
I hate seeing white people use it in their content knowing most of them never even watched Boyz n the hood and understand the significance. To them the significance of that is seeing black people use it in live memes. Hella annoying. 🤦🏿
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Duwop said:
Like the white chick who said she wanna be like Felicia cuz she's always going somewhere. 🤦🏿‍♂️
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Every time African Americans make something everyone uses it. There is a Mexican/ Latin slang called Torta, it means big girls. For example “oh you like those 300lbs Tortas, you think they are sexy” Now I have heard about it on TikTok and it seems like it’s only used by southerners Texas and Arizona, also Westcoast. I only see and hear it used from the south (Latin people) and some whites (from the south). It’s Hispanic slang, not everyone understands or will use it.

It’s not used all over the USA, besides black people have been using BIG BACK or BIG NECK for fat. Eating sugar snacks means you are doing BIG BACK ACTIVITIES. Even this term is used a lot by everyone.

All these new slangs (created by Black Americans) always get used every where. Shit been going on forever, even in the 70s with “Jive talk” and the 80s/ 90s with other slangs. We are in the future, new format, new slang, still being used by everyone
 
100blafys said:
Every time African Americans make something everyone uses it. There is a Mexican/ Latin slang called Torta, it means big girls. For example “oh you like those 300lbs Tortas, you think they are sexy” Now I have heard about it on TikTok and it seems like it’s only used by southerners Texas and Arizona, also Westcoast. I only see and hear it used from the south (Latin people) and some whites (from the south). It’s Hispanic slang, not everyone understands or will use it.

It’s not used all over the USA, besides black people have been using BIG BACK or BIG NECK for fat. Eating sugar snacks means you are doing BIG BACK ACTIVITIES. Even this term is used a lot by everyone.

All these new slangs (created by Black Americans) always get used every where. Shit been going on forever, even in the 70s with “Jive talk” and the 80s/ 90s with other slangs. We are in the future, new format, new slang, still being used by everyone
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Yall say this then say negativity in rap doesn't influence anyone. Funny.
 
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