What crime did you commit that you got away with?

lol

mf actin like they got bodies & shit



but nah


back in like 8th-9th grade did a lil credit card fraud, nun major
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when i was in college I worked at outback steakhouse. when people paid with gift cards the servers would put all the spent ones in this lil bucket in the back. I started collecting a few here and there, and the game was go out to eat. when the server brings the check, leave enough gift cards to cover the bill, and cash for the tip. I knew management would just comp the meal.

in the 757 it was like 10 outbacks, plus a couple carrabba's, bonefish and cheeseburger in paradise. every couple weeks or so i would take my now wife and either my brother, our friends, her friends. eating prime rib, t-bones, appetizers and drinks, balling out! but not too crazy, being too extra would be hot. I hit every one of the tidewater restaurants at least once, and some twice. even hit one in Richmond when we took a weekend trip to kings dominion. good times
 
when i was in college I worked at outback steakhouse. when people paid with gift cards the servers would put all the spent ones in this lil bucket in the back. I started collecting a few here and there, and the game was go out to eat. when the server brings the check, leave enough gift cards to cover the bill, and cash for the tip. I knew management would just comp the meal.

in the 757 it was like 10 outbacks, plus a couple carrabba's, bonefish and cheeseburger in paradise. every couple weeks or so i would take my now wife and either my brother, our friends, her friends. eating prime rib, t-bones, appetizers and drinks, balling out! but not too crazy, being too extra would be hot. I hit every one of the tidewater restaurants at least once, and some twice. even hit one in Richmond when we took a weekend trip to kings dominion. good times

I mean, if we talking petty crime then I used to swipe titty mags from the corner store and flip 'em at school back in the 7th grade.
 
I used to kidnap my homegirl from her job all the time. It was like a game to us, but one time she screamed and tried to fight it.... And her co workers called the police.

We still did it again a few weeks later
 
Out ran Clarksville PD in 2004 after drag racing down 41A.

Dipped into a club parking lot shut the lights off and watched the cops blow right past.


The rest of the shit I ain’t finna tell because I doubt the statute of limitations is up and are related to my career.

First or second incursion in Fallujah???
 
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