Scared the girls away moment: A Chi-town B autobiography

[TheNightKing]

Maaaan....I had a homie in college, and he was notorious for this. I think he had short mans complex and didn't take rejection well after he had a few drinks in him. Fam was the type to get rejected and throw a penny at the chick....smh. Also grew up with this dude (who may have been autistic or in need of meds now that I think of it) and he would just do waaaaaaay to much...wiling...acting overly goofy and too playful. Nigga scared all the chicks away...lol

It’s always the short niggas that get drunk off two Coronas that be on bullshit. They get in their feels cause bitches feeling the taller dudes so they get extra to make themselves feel bigger.

Figured out real quick you got to shut them dudes down quick so it doesn’t escalate.

Unfortunately that was one of my line bros back in college. You just got to get them to that 3rd Corona so they pass out. Put them in a room to sleep it off and keep the party going lol.

 

[loud-ninja]

Bro, it's cool. Just title the shit 'scaring the hoes away' and be done with it.

Lol, that was my first thought. I was being politically correct

 

[mryounggun]

Lol, that was my first thought. I was being politically correct

We all knew it, my nigga. Lol. We all old enough to know that the ‘hoes’ in that phrase don’t necessarily mean actual hoes.

Loosen up ya tie, nigga.

 

[loud-ninja]

Might says a lot about me but that my brain automatically turned girls into hoes for that sentence

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That was legit my first thought, but I was like "nah, im too old for that".

 

[loud-ninja]

That’s why so much Diddy and Epstein shit happens. It don’t require drugs, someone could slit someone throat. And the hoes don’t leave cause them hoes wanna be there. I personally have never witnessed women actively leave a place I was at cause of what some nigga did. Hoes stick around to their detriment. Niggaz leave.

The ones that leave aren't actually hoes/bops/easy women..etc.

 

[loud-ninja]

I see someone changed the title, lol.

 

[Freeman]

Wasn't my homie but a coworker at one of the first bars I worked at. I should have known cause it was a big samoan nigga and if you been around samoans you already know how intense those niggas get for absolutely no reason.
Some girls from work that lived together threw a party at their crib had all their girls come through. All we had do was bring drugs and dick. We pull up 5-6 deep and its a pussatopia. Everyone vibing getting in where they fit in, im with this one chick I work with who was showing me her room sitting on the bed about to get it cracking, next thing you know we hearing yelling and commotion, this mf just started bugging out talking about he wants to kill himself leaning over the rooftop patio and shit, then takes off running outside trying to run into traffic, after like an hour of that bullshit they eventually had to take this mf away in an ambulance. Put that mf in a 48hr hold. I was fighting for my life trying to recover but the hoes were successfully scared smh.
Nigga popped up at work the next week like "fuck man what a night huh? Haha" I never spoke to that mf after work hours again. She stopped working there soon after and I never got another opportunity to try and crack.

 

[AP4.0]

I see someone changed the title, lol.