2026: Back to the randomness

I’m taking a training that I’m forced to take, that is the business equivalent of lord of the rings.

This consultant company created some shit and the lore of it, where they are just taking basic concepts and making shit up to make it seem like it makes sense.

It’s so convoluted that you have to pay attention because it’s based on shit they made up.

Each module makes you take a test on shit they made up.

Each module is 30 minutes to an hour long and there are 27 modules.

And to make it even worse, the guy who hosts it speaks in a British Accent..

It’s like listening to Tom Holland talk about synergy
 

Older women lay out like the crying emoji when you dufff em out right

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Imagine being haunted by a ghost. It does not scream or bring demons or kill people.

It just beats your ass once a week randomly. Just mollywhooped every week.
It's training you for the fight to come
 
"Oh my bad, I was just sharing with my Internet friends on this message boards"

Lmao,

I hate you niggas man lmao.

I wonder do he delete the picture from outta his cloud/gallery after he uploads it and shows it off to us, or do he keep that bitch to review later on lmao

Why you niggas like this man lmao
 
Lmao,

I hate you niggas man lmao.

I wonder do he delete the picture from outta his cloud/gallery after he uploads it and shows it off to us, or do he keep that bitch to review later on lmao

Why you niggas like this man lmao
Funny thing is, I wasn't even thinking like that till they started it.... That shit could definitely escalate ridiculously on some curb your enthusiasm shit
 
Funny thing is, I wasn't even thinking like that till they started it.... That shit could definitely escalate ridiculously on some curb your enthusiasm shit

Freeman started that shit, and chi called him out. Niggas see a cut and go to picking at it lol.
 
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