2026: Back to the randomness

[Chi-Town B]

So you got the remote in there, but you want us to believe not the phone?

So I can't turn the volume up before going in there

 

[100blafys]

That should be a thread, how can you do one without the other

How do you shit without some form of entertainment

How do you have sex with absolutely no ambient noise

How can you drive around with no seat belt

How can you wear sneakers with no socks

 

[Duwop]

I'd like to refer you back to our gender being nasty lol

Plus if you go to a gas station and running to the bathroom that has no toilet paper... just kill me now lol

So if you are on a 12 hour drive or flight.. and the urge to shit hits you in hour 3?


You holding it for…......9 more hours??

No gas station? McDonald's? Walmart? No where??

 

[RandomOne]

So if you are on a 12 hour drive or flight.. and the urge to shit hits you in hour 3?


You holding it for…......9 more hours??

No gas station? McDonald's? Walmart? No where??

I hate going in public bathrooms but sometimes it happens and you gotta go

 

[Chi-Town B]

So if you are on a 12 hour drive or flight.. and the urge to shit hits you in hour 3?


You holding it for…......9 more hours??

No gas station? McDonald's? Walmart? No where??

Don't eat before going on long drives

 

[Duwop]

Don't eat before going on long drives

 

[AP4.0]

A lot of "pick me" ass niggas on Bluesky

 

[farkie]

Finally, people getting tired of this buck-dancing mothefucker.

 

[100blafys]

I’m not even a sneaker head but these are nice

 

[Freeman]

People that yap be having me like
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Filling up space with unnecessary words, is killing the planet lol

Took a Uber with my mom the other day and she just having a whole conversation with this mf about his wife, daughter's and in laws. I was in hell.

 

[konceptjones]

Inb4 Koncept says he will use the public bathroom at work with no fucks given and have reading material (which is dirty af) under his arm

Let’s get this over with

Damn, why am I on your mind like that??? You really remembered alladat damned near word for word.

Sanitizer on the seat, put the ass sheet down, get your Captain Caveman on.

Shit ain't that hard.

I was famous for walking down the hall with a magazine under my arm on the way to the shitter. Zero shame knowing I'mma fuck it up in here.

 

[konceptjones]

Finally, people getting tired of this buck-dancing mothefucker.

 

[Sky Davis]

Damn, why am I on your mind like that??? You really remembered alladat damned near word for word.

Real man shit here.

I can fall asleep anywhere. If I'm tired, I'mma sleep. At one company I worked at I was known for being asleep in the break room on my floor twice a day, every day.

I don't understand how folks can't take a shit wherever they're at. If you gotta go, you gotta go. Fuck what the next muhfucka think about it, let the deuce fly and give no fucks about the repercussions. I used to throw the magazine under my arm and walk down the hall like "y'all know what time it is...".

Sanitizer on the seat, put the ass sheet down, get your Captain Caveman on.

Shit ain't that hard.

I was famous for walking down the hall with a magazine under my arm on the way to the shitter. Zero shame knowing I'mma fuck it up in here.

tuck a magazine under your arm and go take a shit at the office.

Make sure you hit the seat with some sanitizer first tho.

Used to do that shit with no issue.

Magazine under the arm, whistlin' on the way to the bathroom.

I kept a small bottle of lysol on deck for that very reason in them days.

 

[konceptjones]

'Cause y'all niggas act like shittin' at work is weird.

Y'all muhfuckas trying to just make it to the ride like:

When you coulda just dropped a deuce inside the building.


... With a magazine under your arm.

 

[SneakDZA]

Finally, people getting tired of this buck-dancing mothefucker.

Wait... that's a real thing? Why do we have people like this?

 

[RandomOne]

Wait... that's a real thing? Why do we have people like this?

Content creators make money from some of the dumbest things because people will watch it

 

[Love]

Summer Walker shouldn’t ever get work done on her face. She has a very prettty face

 

[illed_Out]

Yea I would’ve took the year in prison as well!

 

[Chi-Town B]

Yea I would’ve took the year in prison as well!

You clearly didn't read this, he still have to pay the amount when he get out of jail so going in did nothing to clear the debt.

 

[konceptjones]

Yea I would’ve took the year in prison as well!

Nah b, that's a dummy decision. A year behind the wall and you still owe??? Mans shoulda just set up a 30 year payment plan or some shit and stayed a free man.