2026: Back to the randomness

[The question]

Ah, so you are one of them. Got it.

I can wait until im done before I get on my phone. Im not addicted to my phone.

So you just stare straight ahead like a cat?

 

[Sky Davis]

Don’t worry man, I clean my phone once a day at least

Covid really made me more of a germaphobe

 

[loud-ninja]

So you just stare straight ahead like a cat?

I guess. I can go several minutes without my phone.

 

[Duwop]

not a fan of pizza, the world doesn’t need it

The WORLD doesn't need it because YOU aren't a fan of it?

Jesus, the narcissist entitlement is strong in this one.

 

[loud-ninja]

People taking dumps with their phones.
Cats watching porn and most likely jerking off on their phones.

Never cleaning the screen after said activities.

Then go and eat food with the same phone.

Nasty MFs

 

[loud-ninja]

Depends on how close I am to going but yea I'll check my phone with one hand and do my business with the other

Lol I'll also put down some paper on the seat or use those sheets if it's there

I hope to never get that comfortable in a public bathroom

 

[Freeman]

Next to money, phones have to be the dirtiest thing a person has on them. I will never get people that watch or scroll on their phone while taking a dump. Especially in a public bathroom. I have heard it several times unfortunately.

Im pretty sure the people walking with cracked screens and no case are the main culprits. Best believe they never clean their screen.

Yeah I feel weird having my phone in the bathroom even just sitting it on the counter feels off to me I always leave it outside.

 

[loud-ninja]

I remember years ago on the IC I admitted to using my phone to watch videos and post while taking a dump at the office. Niggas tried to roast me over that shit but a few years later alldem niggas was talmbout hating it when they forget to take their phones in the bathroom to take a shit and whatnot.

 

[Chi-Town B]

Y'all can go a few minutes without your phone while in the bathroom.

 

[Duwop]

I'm kinda torn in it,

Like on one hand... Shit is nasty when you think about it.

And on the other hand....I don't really be thinking about it.

 

[The question]

The WORLD doesn't need it because YOU aren't a fan of it?

Jesus, the narcissist entitlement is strong in this one.

She asked, do you love me? I said, why does everything have to be about u?

 

[Duwop]

She asked, do you love me? I said, why does everything have to be about u?

Dope bar.. Put it on a beat hoe

 

[Sky Davis]

People taking dumps with their phones.
Cats watching porn and most likely jerking off on their phones.

Never cleaning the screen after said activities.

Then go and eat food with the same phone.

Nasty MFs

 

[RandomOne]

People taking dumps with their phones.
Cats watching porn and most likely jerking off on their phones.

Never cleaning the screen after said activities.

Then go and eat food with the same phone.

Nasty MFs

You have a wild imagination lmao

 

[Sky Davis]

If I forget my phone taking a shit im walking to the other room with my boxers at my ankles to get it

 

[RandomOne]

I hope to never get that comfortable in a public bathroom

So what do you do when you have one that's not coming out right away

As @The question asked.. you just staring at the wall or floor? Lol

 

[loud-ninja]

You have a wild imagination lmao

I seen people step out of a bathroom and walk past the sink.

You mean to tell me what I said doesn't happen?

 

[Inori]

I dont know who said it before.. but we really dont need to know this much about each other yo

 

[RandomOne]

I seen people step out of a bathroom and walk past the sink.

You mean to tell me what I said doesn't happen?

Like at a public bathroom? I don't like to think of what the other guy in the stall doing man lol

 

[Duwop]

I dont know who said it before.. but we really dont need to know this much about each other yo

Niggas ain't been outside in forever