2026: Back to the randomness

[Sky Davis]

Can you show the hole that he made?

Freak ass nigga

 

[Sky Davis]

Also have their blind cat with no eyeballs which is kinda freaky but she’s sweet
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Come on bro

Spoiler this shit

 

[The question]

Also have their blind cat with no eyeballs which is kinda freaky but she’s sweet
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Do you tell em that dinners ready and he go

 

[Sky Davis]

That cat be there saying “kill me” when it meows

And yall probably go “aww..”

 

[Chi-Town B]

Cat be walking into all the walls

 

[Tessai]

Why would they get this cat?

I said the same thing. Luckily they go home today. It’s been a long week.

 

[Tessai]

Do you tell em that dinners ready and he go

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Cat be walking into all the walls

I swear it can actually see it be navigating our house pretty good. Other senses are definitely heightened.

 

[Sky Davis]

I swear it can actually see it be navigating our house pretty good. Other senses are definitely heightened.

Whiskers

 

[Duwop]

Put a cucumber on the floor, see if it jumped

 

[SneakDZA]

Is Weird Al a national treasure? I'm leaning towards yes.

 

[konceptjones]

Is Weird Al a national treasure? I'm leaning towards yes.

Prolly one of the greatest, if not the greatest singer songwriter ever. Probably the greatest songwriter alone.

 

[Golan]

Prolly one of the greatest, if not the greatest singer songwriter ever. Probably the greatest songwriter alone.

Are you talking about his parodies or does he have writing credits for other artists/songs?

 

[RandomOne]

Just found out some dude I worked w is a pedo.

30 yr old, got busted again w CP.

In 2017, he was busted at 20 for thinking he was meeting up w a mom to pay her to be with her 12 yr old. He paid the “mom” $100, and it was an undercover.

So he was locked up until 2026 I think. Released under probation or whatever, and gets busted a few weeks ago.

How he made it through the background check is sketchy, they think he had an aunt somewhere in HR idk..: but he had changed his middle name.

Anyway, wild you never know who you’re working with. Thankfully we never chatted it up like that.

Funny, we all thought he was like 25 (from what he would say) but he’s 30, and he was dating a coworker who just turned 20.

Wild shit.

He only got 9 years for trying to buy a little girl from a mom?

And someone actually was dating him?

 

[VIBE]

He only got 9 years for trying to buy a little girl from a mom?

And someone actually was dating him?

I mean, you don’t put child predator on your resume when dating

 

[SneakDZA]

Prolly one of the greatest, if not the greatest singer songwriter ever. Probably the greatest songwriter alone.

I think you took it a little far.

 

[SeaSnake]

Disarming a nigga by calling him cute is crazy B

Making niggas blush is crazy

 

[SeaSnake]

One of my old manager at a previous job had a sex offender charge I think from when he was a teen I think he slept with a minor or something dude was one of the top reps too.

They let him be a manager of the new ratchet team and moved me over there. Them girls had beef. And when he told them to act right one of the said he said something crazy and they let him go.

Two if the girls who told guy they assed whooped at the Alley a week later. But not the main one.

 

[Sky Davis]

The ep of fresh prince when will gets shot is so funny to me

First thing Carlton did was cop the blicky to start killin shit

 

[O.G.]

It's almost May. When is this thread gonna get named? lol

 

[The question]

Making niggas blush is crazy

Ever seen in dodge ball, dude said, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

If you can make a man blush, you not playing madden on rookie