2026: Back to the randomness

[Sky Davis]

“In 2017, he was busted at 20 for thinking he was meeting up w a mom to pay her to be with her 12 yr old”

 

[Sky Davis]

Oh shit I didn’t even do that on purpose lmao

Double entendre

 

[The question]

Ever met a very handsome guy, and he’s used to being seen as a threat by other men. So when he interact with you, he’s expecting you to see him as a threat?

And you just like, you a pretty handsome guy fam?

And cause you ain’t competition he drops the armor and turns out he’s just a big geek in handsome nigga armor?

 

[Duwop]

Ever met a very handsome guy, and he’s used to being seen as a threat by other men. So when he interact with you, he’s expecting you to see him as a threat?

And you just like, you a pretty handsome guy fam?

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And cause you ain’t competition he drops the armor and turns out he’s just a big geek in handsome nigga armor?

How don't you smoke weed?

 

[Sky Davis]

Ever met a very handsome guy, and he’s used to being seen as a threat by other men. So when he interact with you, he’s expecting you to see him as a threat?

And you just like, you a pretty handsome guy fam?

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And cause you ain’t competition he drops the armor and turns out he’s just a big geek in handsome nigga armor?

This the gayest shit I ever heard

 

[Sky Davis]

Disarming a nigga by calling him cute is crazy B

 

[The question]

How don't you smoke weed?

I’m high on life bro bro

This the gayest shit I ever heard

that’s why it’s disarming…unless he wit it, then it’s not not disarming.

But he might have cool shit, so you gotta see where it go

 

[loud-ninja]

Something about this being posted at 10pm on the dot, made me chuckle.

Is it because of that commercial where they like "it's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your kids are at"?

 

[Sky Davis]

Did yall hear about the deer call world championships?

 

[The question]

Is it because of that commercial where they like "it's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your kids are at"?

How crazy is that so buried deep in my subconscious that it came out like tha t

 

[Duwop]

I’m high on life bro bro

My tolerance must be off the charts

 

[100blafys]

Someone attacked Ice Spice at McDonalds

 

[Tessai]

Dog sitting while the in laws are in Tampa and this fucker just ate a hole in my bedroom wall. I am about to murder this dog! Fuck you!

 

[100blafys]

Dog sitting while the in laws are in Tampa and this fucker just ate a hole in my bedroom wall. I am about to murder this dog! Fuck you!View attachment 1602281

Can you show the hole that he made?

 

[Duwop]

Dog sitting while the in laws are in Tampa and this fucker just ate a hole in my bedroom wall. I am about to murder this dog! Fuck you!View attachment 1602281

It wasn't her fault

 

[Tessai]

Can you show the hole that he made?

I’ll post it later it’s not a huge hole

 

[Tessai]

It wasn't his fault

Yes the fuck it was! lol her ass shouldn’t have been in my room anyways. She has plenty of toys here so it’s not boredom she just an asshole

 

[Tessai]

Also have their blind cat with no eyeballs which is kinda freaky but she’s sweet

 

[Freeman]

Dog sitting while the in laws are in Tampa and this fucker just ate a hole in my bedroom wall. I am about to murder this dog! Fuck you!View attachment 1602281

Weak ass wall. Lmaaooo.

Also have their blind cat with no eyeballs which is kinda freaky but she’s sweet
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A cat with no eyes is fucking crazy smh. Tf.

 

[Chi-Town B]

Also have their blind cat with no eyeballs which is kinda freaky but she’s sweet
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Why would they get this cat?