Lol asked AI to pretend to be trump and make a speech about getting a deal done. Wasn't disappointed lmao
“Thank you, thank you very much. Tremendous crowd, by the way—tremendous.
Nobody thought we could do it. They said, ‘Oh, it’s impossible, the Strait—very complicated, very dangerous.’ And it is. Very dangerous. A lot of oil, a lot of ships—frankly, the most important waterway anywhere in the world. And it was closed. Totally closed. A disaster for the global economy, okay?
Now, when I came in, I said: this should’ve never happened. Never. But we inherited a mess—a total mess—and we fixed it. We’re fixing it very fast.
We’ve been very strong. Nobody’s been stronger than us. We had deadlines—you saw the deadlines. We said, ‘You gotta open it up.’ And now we’re very close to a deal. Very, very close.
Iran—they want to make a deal. They do. They don’t always say it nicely, but they want to make a deal. And we’re talking. Very serious talks. Some people said it couldn’t happen—but it’s happening.
We said: you open the Strait, you let the ships through safely—no more nonsense—and we’re going to have peace. We’re going to have stability. Maybe even something bigger than that.
And I told them—very clearly—I said: ‘We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the other way.’ And they understood exactly what that meant. Exactly.
Now we’re looking at a deal where the Strait is open, oil is flowing, prices are coming down, and the world is a safer place. That’s what we want. Peace through strength—that’s what we have.
And I’ll tell you this: nobody else could’ve gotten us here. Nobody. They tried for years—nothing. We did it in weeks.
So we’re going to get it open, we’re going to make a great deal, and it’s going to be incredible for America and, frankly, for the whole world.
Thank you very much. God bless you, and God bless America.”
