2026: Back to the randomness

Bruh when I was doing door dash, I treated every order like I was shopping for my family. When I first heard the accusations that men were bad shoppers, I took that shit personally 😭
But isnt door dash just restaurants and fast food? You are not picking the items. They do groceries as well?
 
But isnt door dash just restaurants and fast food? You are not picking the items. They do groceries as well?
Yeah, and at ghetto places like dollar general... Where it's easy to get fucked up shit.... But I understand the risk for the price...

So when they got shit like milk or anything with an expiration date, I'm getting the furthest out date... I'm not getting half opened boxes... Or bloated bags of chips that feel like all air. I'm doing that shit right. I'm asking them if they got shit in the back.... Like I take it seriously like I'm really shopping.

I'm appalled that people who get paid to do this shit don't take the same consideration. Like if I ain't get dumb lucky with this job and was still in that door dash grind mode.... I would have done instacart outta spite just to be the best instacarter that ever lived.

I was that hurt.
 
Sooooooooooo... This nigga Benzino got run over by Diamond from LAHH while trying to stop his baby momma from taking his son out of school. Apparently he's the sole custodial parent (big ups for that), so she had no business trying to do alladat.


This is the kinda shit that manages to pop up on my timeline at random. (FWIW, I have no idea who Diamond is and I thought this nigga only had a daughter, that one rapper chick)



641645232_1328983942593344_1362984017542564101_n.jpg


































1772143791050.webp
 
Sooooooooooo... This nigga Benzino got run over by Diamond from LAHH while trying to stop his baby momma from taking his son out of school. Apparently he's the sole custodial parent (big ups for that), so she had no business trying to do alladat.


This is the kinda shit that manages to pop up on my timeline at random. (FWIW, I have no idea who Diamond is and I thought this nigga only had a daughter, that one rapper chick)



View attachment 1598464

































View attachment 1598465
🤔

Who took the pic though
 
You sound like the chicks online...I refuse to believe men are that bad at shopping.
Men are awful. I’ll specifically shop for things that are said to have many in stock. Dudes will continue to ping the app that the stuff ain’t there until you mark it as refund.

One dude was so bad instacart apologized and gave me a promo discount unprompted. That’s how bad he was.

Women will go back and forth with alternatives and find deals for you if what you want ain’t there. Send you pics and all that.

Guys…”this item is out of stock”
 
Men are awful. I’ll specifically shop for things that are said to have many in stock. Dudes will continue to ping the app that the stuff ain’t there until you mark it as refund.

One dude was so bad instacart apologized and gave me a promo discount unprompted. That’s how bad he was.

Women will go back and forth with alternatives and find deals for you if what you want ain’t there. Send you pics and all that.

Guys…”this item is out of stock”
I hate men
 
I also think it is an age thing. Young part timers are not gonna care as much as the older full time folks. The young cats dont care if they give you the black avocados. Or give you a substitute that dont be no where near similar to what you asked for.
 
I think Mona from the Joe budden podcast sadi the same thing. After thinking about, you kind of right.

Im Thinking back on my retail days. Depending on my mood, if someone asked for me to check the stock room to see if we had some more of a product , I would go back there but I wouldnt look. I would just wait around for a few minutes then go back to them and say we aint got it.
I've wanted to say lemme look because I figured they didn't really bother to look
 
Back
Top