Im leaving... returned the day before SuperBowl Sunday

Im sorry if my thread was deemed offensive but at the same time im proud to ask the tough questions that make people nervous to answer.
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Im sorry if my thread was deemed offensive but at the same time im proud to ask the tough questions that make people nervous to answer.
It's not that serious b

I'm trying my part to get us off these colorism topics when it comes to our brothers and sisters
 
I once farted in the InnOut drive thru while the dude was standing right outside my truck taking my order
 
I know. My joke was in reference to you always complaining about your lady's vacuuming, but you keep on winking boo...
 
Ayo! We had a blowup argument about that shit last weekend. I was feeling attacked. She somehow had it in her mind that if it wasn't for her I would never vacuum shit ever or make the bed or wash towels. I was like "not every damn day but I'm still somehow alive and healthy after all these years". We settled on I get to do all the vacuuming and now I feel like I got played like Tom Sawyer.
 
I'll be in a meeting with the CTO of my company wearing some sweatpants and a button-up just faking the funk and here comes this broad with her noise-cancelling headphones on at 2pm trying to vacuum the living room where I work and play video games all day because it's her work from home day and I gotta give her the "are you really trying to get suplexed?" look but also not look crazy on cam at the same time.
 
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