This Ain’t Random Enough

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Dwayne said:
Say ABW fam, I’m about to take another extended break from here or maybe even permanently

Life is really lifeing right now.

Yall keep it classy and respectful amongst each other and god bless
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Damn, maybe this an Omen to stop writing books.
 
I’m at the doctors office, showed the receptionist the receipt on my phone and has food stains on the screen.

Ion give a fuck no more
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Dwayne said:
Say ABW fam, I’m about to take another extended break from here or maybe even permanently

Life is really lifeing right now.

Yall keep it classy and respectful amongst each other and god bless
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Hold ya head fam.
 
RusselWilsonJr said:
Is the transformation her blonde hair?
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Freeman said:
The hood??

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I was in the gas station. And by the way, if the gas station has rap snacks on the shelf. You are in a dangerous area.

Anyway, there’s a old beggar talking to a Pakistani guy asking for a few dollars.

The Pakistani guy tells him he can’t help him but he knows who can, Jesus. That’s crazy right? A Pakistani Christian

Anyway, old dude starts singing about how Jesus is his savor and helps him get his medicine.

Chick behind the counter starts screaming “Eugene, Eugene!!”

Guess his name is Eugene, he starts singing louder. People coming in. She’s asking me to unlock the door that has a sign specifically asking for it to not be unlocked.

I looked at my phone and saw 4 bars, and I thought. Haven’t seen all for bars in a while. Weird that’s it’s in the hood and not in more affluent places.
 
RusselWilsonJr said:
I was in the gas station. And by the way, if the gas station has rap snacks on the shelf. You are in a dangerous area.

Anyway, there’s a old beggar talking to a Pakistani guy asking for a few dollars.

The Pakistani guy tells him he can’t help him but he knows who can, Jesus. That’s crazy right? A Pakistani Christian

Anyway, old dude starts singing about how Jesus is his savor and helps him get his medicine.

Chick behind the counter starts screaming “Eugene, Eugene!!”

Guess his name is Eugene, he starts singing louder. People coming in. She’s asking me to unlock the door that has a sign specifically asking for it to not be unlocked.

I looked at my phone and saw 4 bars, and I thought. Haven’t seen all for bars in a while. Weird that’s it’s in the hood and not in more affluent places.
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They cloned Tyrone
 
RusselWilsonJr said:
I was in the gas station. And by the way, if the gas station has rap snacks on the shelf. You are in a dangerous area.

Anyway, there’s a old beggar talking to a Pakistani guy asking for a few dollars.

The Pakistani guy tells him he can’t help him but he knows who can, Jesus. That’s crazy right? A Pakistani Christian

Anyway, old dude starts singing about how Jesus is his savor and helps him get his medicine.

Chick behind the counter starts screaming “Eugene, Eugene!!”

Guess his name is Eugene, he starts singing louder. People coming in. She’s asking me to unlock the door that has a sign specifically asking for it to not be unlocked.

I looked at my phone and saw 4 bars, and I thought. Haven’t seen all for bars in a while. Weird that’s it’s in the hood and not in more affluent places.
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Your day to day interactions and thoughts be crazy
 
Matt123 said:
Your day to day interactions and thoughts be crazy
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Yea, but when they happen the people around me react to it as though I’m the weird one for finding odd.

Case in point, I’m a jail, doing my thing. I’m in booking working on the intake kiosk. This dude was in a holding cell.

He’s screaming about being hungry and insulting the officers.

So they come in there with Bojangles Bo berry biscuits and starts eating them. Loudly talking about how good they taste.

And he’s beating on the wall and screaming, and they just talk louder, oh this biscuit is so good.

And everyone around was just going about their business
 
Or, I was in a prison and this dude was strapped to a mental chair. He was screaming that he just wanted to use the law library.

So he’s hysterical and having a mental breakdown surrounded by officers and this chick, this adorable black woman.

Was standing there watching him eating peanut butter off of a butter knife, watching like it was the most entertaining thing ever
 
ChicagoFigure said:
Be wild if he just been making shit up all these years

Wouldn't put it past him either
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You wanna know the strangest shit about my life?

I’m boring as fuck, I’m conservative as hell. I dislike people very much and absolutely go out of my way to have a mundane life. I know this about me, so I often believe that a bunch of the shit i experience has to be normal cause I’m got out of my way to not be extraordinary

So when I share shit here and y’all be surprised like this shit ain’t normal. It’s astonishing to me. Like, how is this shit not happening to yall too?
 
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