OPINION 100 Men vs Gorilla

Who wins?

  • 100 Men

  • 1 Gorilla

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Some people are presented with a problem and look for ways to solve it.


Some people look at a problem and become overwhelmed by it.
 
And we don't need precision fighting skills...

Just keep in mind the endurance factor gorillas stay low to the ground

. They can be jumped and piled on, the combined weight will be enough to hold it down
.. Then we get some lines going off running sentons...

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With it's arms and legs being held down by 5 people each...a group of people can continually do this until it's ribs are broken..

The first 15-25 of these might not do damage... But if he can hold it down long enough to get a good 50 of these to an exposed abdomen.

It's coughing up blood
 
I asked ChatGPT:

This is a fascinating—and brutal—hypothetical that’s been debated widely online. Let’s break it down with logic, biology, and known behavioral patterns to get as close to a real answer as possible.

The Gorilla: A Biological and Tactical Breakdown​

Stats:

  • Weight: 300–400 lbs (for an average adult male silverback)
  • Strength: Estimated to be 8–10x stronger than an adult human
  • Bite Force: ~1,300 PSI
  • Speed: Can run up to 20–25 mph in short bursts
  • Durability: Thick skin, dense muscle, and robust skeletal structure
  • Combat Behavior:
    • Gorillas rarely fight to the death.
    • When threatened, they rely on intimidation displays first (chest-beating, roaring).
    • Actual combat involves grappling, biting, and bludgeoning with immense force.
    • A silverback can dismember or crush with a single blow.
Tactics: Gorillas are not "tactical" in the human sense, but they are intelligent. They target weaknesses and can focus aggression. In a life-or-death fight, one gorilla can and would go berserk, using all its strength explosively.

The 100 Average Men: Realistic Assessment​

Assumptions:

  • Average man: ~5'9", ~180 lbs, no combat training
  • No organized formation, no coordinated attack strategies
  • No armor, no tools
  • Full-on primal survival mode—but with human panic and hesitation in play
Combat Limitations:

  • Most untrained people don’t know how to punch effectively, let alone grapple
  • The first few rows approaching the gorilla are dead or maimed almost instantly
  • The crowd behind might hesitate or trample each other in chaos
  • Humans are fragile compared to gorillas—one arm sweep could break multiple bones

The Real Battle: Gorilla’s Explosive Power vs Human Swarm​

Initial Clash:

  • The gorilla will likely incapacitate 10–15 men within the first 30 seconds, using pure power and fear factor
  • Blood, broken bones, screaming—most of the remaining men will panic
  • Those who push forward would only do so once the gorilla begins to show fatigue or distraction
Fatigue Factor:

  • Gorillas, like most animals, are not built for prolonged combat—especially not against dozens of attackers
  • After the initial flurry, its muscles will start to fill with lactic acid
  • If the humans can keep rotating in, swarming the gorilla’s flanks and back, and finally getting to pin its limbs (if they dare), they could overwhelm it

Final Verdict: Can 100 Average Men Beat One Gorilla?​

Yes, but—and it's a big but—it would come at an enormous cost:

  • Likely 30–50 dead outright
  • Dozens more severely injured or permanently disabled
  • It would require sustained pressure, zero hesitation, and enough people willing to die just to bring the beast down
  • The final blow might be suffocation, breaking the neck, or simply overwhelming via mass

TL;DR:​

Verdict: The 100 men could kill the gorilla, but only through attrition, severe losses, and chaotic brute force, not coordinated strategy. A single gorilla could do catastrophic damage before being overwhelmed.
 
Duwop said:
And we don't need precision fighting skills...

Just keep in mind the endurance factor gorillas stay low to the ground

. They can be jumped and piled on, the combined weight will be enough to hold it down
.. Then we get some lines going off running sentons...

CVXf1a.gif



With it's arms and legs being held down by 5 people each...a group of people can continually do this until it's ribs are broken..

The first 15-25 of these might not do damage... But if he can hold it down long enough to get a good 50 of these to an exposed abdomen.

It's coughing up blood
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I was rolling with you throughout the thread but then you said "Senton" bombs on the gorilla. I'm gonna have to bail out
 
You act like you bout to have 100 Jack Reachers in there. Realistically once the gorilla takes out 10-20 of yall this is what the rest will probably do

 
How much animal shit y'all watch.

Most smaller animals take down larger ones by tiring them out.

We are no different, and we're smarter.

No one is saying over power the ape
You tire out it out then you make your attacks. To limit it's breathing
 
The funniest part of all this is that yall give the gorilla the best gorilla out there. The gorilla is in it's prime, in it's environment, no injuries, a vicious killer.

But the humans, yall pick the cowards, skinny dudes, short, can't fight, are dumb, etc.
 
loud-ninja said:
The funniest part of all this is that yall give the gorilla the best gorilla out there. The gorilla is in it's prime, in it's environment, no injuries, a vicious killer.

But the humans, yall pick the cowards, skinny dudes, short, can't fight, are dumb, etc.
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THEY WANT TO LOSE
 
That's why I'm not fighting with them.

I'll coach, but I'm not fighting.

"You and #8 pick up the dead nigga on y'all left and use him as a battering ram"

" But they said no weapons "

" If you don't pick that dead nigga up!!" 😂
 
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