COMMUNITY The “I Am Officially Washed” Thread

[The question]

Examples

 

[Sky Davis]

Grunt when I sit down

 

[Tayboo]

Examples
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I do both of these. I also can doze off if I'm sitting some too long.

 

[L.L.R.J.]

I sigh once I begin to pee and I pee too much now

 

[AP4.0]

I sigh once I begin to pee and I pee too much now

Brother

You might need some penicillin for this

 

[Chi-Town B]

Brother

You might need some penicillin for this

Couldn't that be a sign of diabetes?

 

[L.L.R.J.]

Couldn't that be a sign of diabetes?

It is

 

[IP360]

Pause immediately after hearing the joints in my knees crack while walking up the basement steps

 

[Duwop]

Watch the news

 

[Nobody]

Take daily naps

 

[Iceberg_Taylor]

I open my door and yell at loud ass kids to keep that racket down or go to the got damn park with that shit

 

[AP4.0]

Couldn't that be a sign of diabetes?

Moreso frequency

Volume comes from the excessive water but frequency is what you wanna look for

 

[Freeman]

Doze off or flat out fall asleep watching movies.

 

[already home_17]

avoiding certain foods I used to love because now I find them too sweet, too salty, or they fuck up my stomach

 

[konceptjones]

Take daily naps

This has been me up to maybe the last week or so. Something changed and I haven't really needed a nap.

 

[Rubato]

I made a reference to blowing off a Nintendo cartridge at work earlier and realized half these mfs are uninitiated

 

[Iceberg_Taylor]

avoiding certain foods I used to love because now I find them too sweet, too salty, or they fuck up my stomach

I’m starting to get the point where certain foods I can’t eat past a certain time or my stomach gon be fucked

 

[southsil4lil]

Doze off or flat out fall asleep watching movies.

Watching a movie is usually a 2-3 day event for me at this point

 

[konceptjones]

Doze off or flat out fall asleep watching movies.

I do this at least once a week.

 

[Freeman]

Watching a movie is usually a 2-3 day event for me at this point

Facts I got about an hour and a half in me then it's a toss up.