Welp…..here we are.
You know what today is. It’s simply the last night of peaceful sleep for some of us.
However, if you want your sleep to be peaceful to your own conscious, you know what to do.
Go vote.
Do it.
I don’t care whom you vote for….Red, Blue, Green, Purple, I don’t care…..but go do it.
Go make YOUR voice heard.
Or shut up. Shut THE FUCK up for the next FOUR years.
Them’s the rules. I may or may not have written them.
If you don’t vote, you can’t say SHIT.
There’s literally a night off from the NBA for this sole reason, so even the gamblers don’t have an excuse. It’s not like you’re betting Hockey moneylines tonight…..well, some of you are, and that’s a whole other problem we’ll address at a different time.
And if you don’t vote, and I find out, I will

you MERCILESSLY.
Don’t make me be a bad guy today. Go vote.

See? Even all the old black folk are doing it….at 6 IN THE MORNING.
You can too.