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My bitch just asked me if she could make a pee video while she at my crib.

I am like, "The fuck is that, is you gonna record yourself peeing, for what?"

She said she got a request on Twitter.

I am like, "Who the fuck gets turned on by that?"

She like, " I don't know why either but can I do it or not?"

I thought about it, "Do you need me to hold the camera?"

These are the type of conversations I be having as a senior citizen.

I guess it keeps my mind sharp.

I'll brb.
 
Inori said:
Stranger things has nothing to do with marvel.. and it has won awards.. you just tryna pick a fight about some random shit cuz you bored.

fuck outa here sheldon
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Award winning character, where those kiddie character awards that aint teen choice
 
After I recorded the pee video for this girl, she tried to get me to watch the fucking Expanse. She new to the harem.

I am like, this is boring as fuck.

She said, "Well what you wanna do?"

I am on Twitter and shit, looking at hoes. I get like 90 percent of my girls from Twitter these days. These Twitter hoes be hustling.

I asked her if she liked girls. She said she prefers girls.

I showed her one of my other girls, I am like, do you like her?

She see the girl and was like yeah she's hot.

I am like let's go out. I called her up, she down and shit.

We go out to a bar. I don't get drunk no more, these hoes got tipsy and keep doing the whole, "Oh my god, you so hot" thing. All freak hoes do that to each other for some reason when tipsy. I've been alive for a long time, they all do this.

I call the Uber and we go back to my place.

The new girl is like, I wanna take a shower and the other girl is like me too. They go in the shower and start making out. I watch the shit for a few minutes and decide and go into the bedroom.

These hoes run and jump in the bed with me butt ass naked and my seasoned vet is like, "Thank you for my new sister, we gonna be BFFs."

They are kissing me on the cheeks and shit. Then they get up and run into the guest room.

Now they are playing music and shit and eating pussy and fucking and I just wanna go the fuck to sleep.

Sometimes I forget I ain't young no more. Young me would've hit a line of coke, fucked the shit out of these bitches. Nut. Take a shot, fuck some more. Take an oxy and go to sleep. Get up, brush me teeth, fuck again. Eat. Fuck some more. Go out and run errands. Come back and fuck.

Why do I pay these girls? I wanna go to bed.
 
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I keep telling people about waffle house. Waffle house is the florida of restaurants. Everything bad happens there. I mainly see these types of people in there:
1. A senior citizen
2. A person is From out of town driving late on the road and nothing else is open
3. Just coming from a party and your not sober.

Anyone that actually enjoys going there and they are not a senior citizen, legit might have ageusia. Or might be a little crazy.
 
loud-ninja said:
I keep telling people about waffle house. Waffle house is the florida of restaurants. Everything bad happens there. I mainly see these types of people in there:
1. A senior citizen
2. A person is From out of town driving late on the road and nothing else is open
3. Just coming from a party and your not sober.

Anyone that actually enjoys going there and they are not a senior citizen, legit might have ageusia. Or might be a little crazy.
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Man the sausage egg and cheese sandwich is good
 
loud-ninja said:
I keep telling people about waffle house. Waffle house is the florida of restaurants. Everything bad happens there. I mainly see these types of people in there:
1. A senior citizen
2. A person is From out of town driving late on the road and nothing else is open
3. Just coming from a party and your not sober.

Anyone that actually enjoys going there and they are not a senior citizen, legit might have ageusia. Or might be a little crazy.
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Been there once , prolly ll never go back
 
loud-ninja said:
I keep telling people about waffle house. Waffle house is the florida of restaurants. Everything bad happens there. I mainly see these types of people in there:
1. A senior citizen
2. A person is From out of town driving late on the road and nothing else is open
3. Just coming from a party and your not sober.

Anyone that actually enjoys going there and they are not a senior citizen, legit might have ageusia. Or might be a little crazy.
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Waffle House hit after 1 AM. I normally make it a mission every time I go South to hit them up once before I roll out.
 
DOS_patos said:
That’s what’s up. I’m glad you got the strength to do it and keep it up.
I’m never doing that shit again. Learned too many valuable lesson lately.
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Just gotta know when to cut your losses with certain people. Some people's energy makes it impossible and drains your strength to lift yourself and others. I'm learning that now. Can't only pay attention to your energy gotta pay close attention to the energy you have and don't have around you.
 
HellCzar said:
Man the sausage egg and cheese sandwich is good
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Sausage egg and cheese? Basic meal that you can get from anywhere. No special sauce or bread. Compare it to mcdonalds breakfast, they got the mcgridle. They made the bread unique. Or an ihop, they have unique meals as well. Im just going to use those lower tier food places as comparisons. Way better food spots out there for breakfast.
 
Mister B. said:
Waffle House hit after 1 AM. I normally make it a mission every time I go South to hit them up once before I roll out.
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1am? It only hits after 1am, lol. You proving my point. Seems you fall into the number 2 type of person from my list. At 1am, most places are closed. Your stomach is begging for food so anything would taste good around that time.
 
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