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Lmaoooo.

Met my girls parents tonight. It was all good.

Except the dog.

Big ass K9 mixed with german shepard.

This mfer started barking at me the moment I walked in.

Im talking an inch away from my face, just going at it.

Fam, it took the man in me to not choke this barking mfer out.

Anyway, they put him in a cage, let him out, put him back in, and took him out again.

The last time, I got up to use the bathroom, this mfer ran after me and bit me.

Yo I slapped fire out that dog. Straight earthed him. Mfer lifted off the ground, landed like 5 feet away, and ran right into another room yelping and didnt come back out.

Her dad didnt say shit but I know he felt a certain way. Good thing he aint say nothing too cause how I was feeling right then? I woulda slapped fire outa him too.
 
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AZTG said:
Lmaoooo.

Met my girls parents tonight. It was all good.

Except the dog.

Big ass K9 mixed with german shepard.

This mfer started barking at me the moment I walked in.

Im talking an inch away from my face, just going at it.

Fam, it took the man in me to not choke this barking mfer out.

Anyway, they put him in a cage, let him, put him back in, and took him out again.

The last time, I got up to use the bathroom, this mfer chased me and bit me.

Yo I slapped fire out that dog. Straight earthed him. Mfer lifted off the ground, landed like 5 feet away, and ran right into another room yelping and didnt come back out.

Her dad didnt say shit but I know he felt a certain way. Good thing he aint say nothing too cause how I was feeling right then? I woulda slapped fire outa him too.
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I hate dogs yo wtf
 
HellCzar said:
I hate dogs yo wtf
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Fam they has 2 dogs.

1 of them? That mfer loved me. They were all so shocked how he just wouldnt leave me, and kept licking my palms, and literally laid down by my feet all night.

Me and that mfer, cool as hell.

That other mfer? Yo I might go back over tomorrow just to choke the mfer to sleep.

I aint never had to show so much restraint my whole life.

Im still mad as fuck hours later. Like that mfer was in my face barking loud. I wanted to earth that mfer through their dinning room table so bad.
 
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Fam they has 2 dogs.

1 of them? That mfer loved me. They were all so shocked how he just wouldnt leave me, and kept licking my paws, and literally laid down by my feet all night.

Me and that mfer, cool as hell.

That other mfer? Yo I might go back over tomorrow just to choke the mfer to sleep.

I aint never had to show so much restraint my whole life.

Im still mad as fuck hours later. Like that mfer was in my face barking loud. I wanted to earth that mfer through their dinning room table so bad.
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Man the fact it bit you maaan she gotta be dope asf if y’all still together. Wack ads police dogs
 
AZTG said:
Lmaoooo.

Met my girls parents tonight. It was all good.

Except the dog.

Big ass K9 mixed with german shepard.

This mfer started barking at me the moment I walked in.

Im talking an inch away from my face, just going at it.

Fam, it took the man in me to not choke this barking mfer out.

Anyway, they put him in a cage, let him out, put him back in, and took him out again.

The last time, I got up to use the bathroom, this mfer ran after me and bit me.

Yo I slapped fire out that dog. Straight earthed him. Mfer lifted off the ground, landed like 5 feet away, and ran right into another room yelping and didnt come back out.

Her dad didnt say shit but I know he felt a certain way. Good thing he aint say nothing too cause how I was feeling right then? I woulda slapped fire outa him too.
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Slapped em then asked him

“Was that more than you Bark’gained for, …my main man?”
 
AZTG said:
Lmaoooo.

Met my girls parents tonight. It was all good.

Except the dog.

Big ass K9 mixed with german shepard.

This mfer started barking at me the moment I walked in.

Im talking an inch away from my face, just going at it.

Fam, it took the man in me to not choke this barking mfer out.

Anyway, they put him in a cage, let him out, put him back in, and took him out again.

The last time, I got up to use the bathroom, this mfer ran after me and bit me.

Yo I slapped fire out that dog. Straight earthed him. Mfer lifted off the ground, landed like 5 feet away, and ran right into another room yelping and didnt come back out.

Her dad didnt say shit but I know he felt a certain way. Good thing he aint say nothing too cause how I was feeling right then? I woulda slapped fire outa him too.
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Omg it's not funny, but I laughed so hard at the part where you said you slapped the dog.

Did it break skin?

I always tell someone when they dog is doing the most to put it away. They be like oh spot just gotta get use to you. The say it won't bite, it is just all bark....Lies!
 
royalascension said:
Omg it's not funny, but I laughed so hard at the part where you said you slapped the dog.

Did it break skin?

I always tell someone when they dog is doing the most to put it away. They be like oh spot just gotta get use to you. The say it won't bite, it is just all bark....Lies!
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It wasnt a real bite, more like a nip. But I aint give a fuck.

The slap though? That shit was legit. Official, open palm, fingers stretched out, whole side of its face.
 
AZTG said:
Lmaoooo.

Met my girls parents tonight. It was all good.

Except the dog.

Big ass K9 mixed with german shepard.

This mfer started barking at me the moment I walked in.

Im talking an inch away from my face, just going at it.

Fam, it took the man in me to not choke this barking mfer out.

Anyway, they put him in a cage, let him out, put him back in, and took him out again.

The last time, I got up to use the bathroom, this mfer ran after me and bit me.

Yo I slapped fire out that dog. Straight earthed him. Mfer lifted off the ground, landed like 5 feet away, and ran right into another room yelping and didnt come back out.

Her dad didnt say shit but I know he felt a certain way. Good thing he aint say nothing too cause how I was feeling right then? I woulda slapped fire outa him too.
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Reminds me of the time I was at my homegirl spot. She dropped a half gram of coke and her sharpie ate it. She was looking for it for about 45 minutes till we noticed this nigga was pacing back and forth in the room walking in circles and shit. I'm like " I think he ate that shit..."
She start flipping out but me and my next homie in there dying. We Google "what to do if your dog ingests cocaine" first shit that comes up some question forum like quora or something saying "first of all you're a terrible dog owner..." I fucking screamed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That nigga was never the same after that. Always jumpy, growling and shit. On god I held that dog up by its collar when he growled on me and told him directly "bite me I'll kill you." Then looked at my homegirl so she knew I was deadass. Fool ended up biting tf out her pops months later. Had to put that nigga down.
 
King Freeman said:
Reminds me of the time I was at my homegirl spot. She dropped a half gram of coke and her sharpie ate it. She was looking for it for about 45 minutes till we noticed this nigga was pacing back and forth in the room walking in circles and shit. I'm like " I think he ate that shit..."
She start flipping out but me and my next homie in there dying. We Google "what to do if your dog ingests cocaine" first shit that comes up some question forum like quora or something saying "first of all you're a terrible dog owner..." I fucking screamed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That nigga was never the same after that. Always jumpy, growling and shit. On god I held that dog up by its collar when he growled on me and told him directly "bite me I'll kill you." Then looked at my homegirl so she knew I was deadass. Fool ended up biting tf out her pops months later. Had to put that nigga down.
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Lmaooooo.

Same shit with me man. I texted my girl after I got back to the hotel like yo please talk to your people and have that mfer put in a cage. Cause I promise you I cant show that level of restraint twice.

They thought the slap was bad, they gon lose it when I got my hands around the big mfers neck
 
AZTG said:
Lmaooooo.

Same shit with me man. I texted my girl after I got back to the hotel like yo please talk to your people and have that mfer put in a cage. Cause I promise you I cant show that level of restraint twice.

They thought the slap was bad, they gon lose it when I got my hands around the big mfers neck
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First meeting and you got your future in laws hating you. I will say that they should have put the dog away until you left
 
If you know your dog unpredictable around new people put that mf away or let it suffer the consequences of fucking with a real one.

End of the day I look at a dog like I'm Chinese. That nigga FOOD. Fuck I look like being scared of a something that can be on a plate. Put that nigga away for your own piece of mind if anything.
 
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