“one has to go” thanksgiving edition

[Sky Davis]

why yall need pie when candy yams and cranberry sauce fulfil the sweetness quota?

We American! We’re fat!

 

[Tessai]

why yall need pie when candy yams and cranberry sauce fulfil the sweetness quota?

You be eating that jelly shit? First flats now cranberry sauce?

 

[TonyDubbz]

fuck cranberry sauce

 

[Tessai]

Right?

sweet potato pie.. yams.. its the same shit

 

[WilberDMillz]

You don't like any kind of pie Wil?

Its not that I don't like it. I'd rather have the candy yams.

But to answer your question, sweet potato pie the only pie I can think of that I will eat.

 

[TonyDubbz]

Cranberry sauce trash and most of the time yams are too sweet imo

niggas be putting syrup in that shit and everything

 

[Word....Life]

oh im the only nigga that likes cranberry sauce now? Fuck outa here bruh. I will not be lectured to by niggas that enjoy unmelted cheese and put marshmallows on their yams..

kiss my ass lol

First off you canned jellied wackiest berry of’em all eatin’ degenerate…I’m bout to be 45 in a couple weeks…I don’t eat marshmallows on top of SHIT ‘cept some pussy…ya dig

And Second TF off…THA FUCKIN’ CHEESE WAS MELTED!!!!!!!!!

 

[🌊City]

all of it can go but throw the mac away with Xtra aggression

 

[Word....Life]

I've never had a Turkey Day without cranberry sauce. Your surprise is... surprising.

Oh I’ve seen it round on Thanksgiving….in tha fuckin’ trash lol

 

[Inori]

First off you canned jellied wackiest berry of’em all eatin’ degenerate…I’m bout to be 45 I’m a couple weeks…I don’t eat marshmallows on top of SHIT ‘cept some pussy…ya dig

And Second TF off…THA FUCKIN’ CHEESE WAS MELTED!!!!!!!!!

Youd think living on this earth for damn near 45 years youd know the difference between melted cheese and whatever the fuck that was you were proud to take pics of lmfao...

and who said anything about fuckin canned cranberry sauce? Maybe thats where yall fuckin up... being lazy n shit lol

Wishing you many more birthdays tho brotha

 

[Vagrant-718]

Yams

 

[Word....Life]

Youd think living on this earth for damn near 45 years youd know the difference between melted cheese and whatever the fuck that was you were proud to take pics of lmfao...

and who said anything about fuckin canned cranberry sauce? Maybe thats where yall fuckin up... being lazy n shit lol

Wishing you many more birthdays tho brotha

Annnnd now we get to tha part of tha thread where niggaz is going out slaughtering and prepping turkeys, scavenging and then “Salt Bae’n” their own cranberry sauce and pickin’ freshly grown macaroni noodles and shit for their dinner….



Good looking on tha early Bday shot out lol

 

[Inori]

Annnnd now we get to tha part of tha thread where niggaz is going out slaughtering and prepping turkeys, scavenging and then “Salt Bae’n” their own cranberry sauce and pickin’ freshly grown macaroni noodles and shit for their dinner….



Good looking on tha early Bday shot out lol

"pickin freshly grown macaroni noodles"

lmfao my chest hurts lolllll

 

[mryounggun]

Unpopular opinion: turkey! shit has a weird taste. I eat it of course cuz first, my mom woulda cuffed me up the head and told me not be so stupid and eat. Second, it's a generally accepted food and is generally offensive to openly express your distaste for the main dish. Just gimme lots of gravy and pepper.

Turkey is usually my default answer. Turkey is by far the wackest thanksgiving staple.

 

[Tessai]

Youd think living on this earth for damn near 45 years youd know the difference between melted cheese and whatever the fuck that was you were proud to take pics of lmfao...

and who said anything about fuckin canned cranberry sauce? Maybe thats where yall fuckin up... being lazy n shit lol

Wishing you many more birthdays tho brotha

And then you be eating real cranberry sauce? That’s some white people shit

 

[Inori]

And then you be eating real cranberry sauce? That’s some white people shit

how sway?

Yall not bout to make cranberry sauce some white shit. Fuck outa here

 

[oorhonda]

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Goodbye turkey. Would rather have chicken anyway.

 

[Race Jones]

fuck cranberry sauce

its disgusting asf

 

[Race Jones]

who tf invented cranberry sauce and why?

 

[Tessai]

how sway?

Yall not bout to make cranberry sauce some white shit. Fuck outa here

You probably put cranberries in your potato salad.